Stavros Halkias: A Joke About Rioting
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September 26, 2026
Stavros Halkias jokes about rioting in his Netflix special, "Uncle Stav".
Speakers Stavros Halkias
Stavros Halkias (0:05)
It's crazy if we don't have health care in America. And honestly, I think it's because we don't riot enough in this country. We don't. And look, we like to make fun of France here because they're gay or whatever. And that's fair, that's actually pretty valid criticism. But have you seen what happens when they take shit from French people? They'll be a news story that's like, French parliament has voted to decrease paid vacation from five months a year to four months a year. And they'll just take the prime minister's son hostage that afternoon. There's no writing a letter to a congressman. They're putting a Molotov cocktail in a baguette and just fucking... Letting that shit fly, dude. Here in America, we got a lot of guys with lifted trucks and guns talking about don't tread on me, but there's a fucking 19-year-old bisexual in Paris who's actually about it right now.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying, we're getting stunted on by some guy in Capris on prep right now. Something to think about, fellas. That's all. Watch Stavros Halkias, Uncle Stav, only on Netflix.
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