Standby Shenanigans, MySpace Meltdowns & Chewbacca Impressions

**SPEAKER_1** (0:30)
You came in here, shot out of a cannon.

**Bobby Jaycox** (0:32)
Shot right out of a cannon.
I don't know any other way to be. Good morning.

**Rafe** (0:36)
He stands by, he squats by, he sits by.

**Bobby Jaycox** (0:40)
Oh God, he is by.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:41)
Bobby, it's been a while since we've had you on the program. How you been?

**Bobby Jaycox** (0:45)
I've been great, how have you guys been?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:47)
Oh, we're good, we're just doing this.

**Scott** (0:48)
It's great to see everybody.

**Bobby Jaycox** (0:49)
You guys all look so good.

**Lauren** (0:50)
Lern's dying over here.

**Bobby Jaycox** (0:51)
Yes, I would, yeah, ignore her.

**Scott** (0:54)
She's got West Nile. She's on the ground.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:55)
She's got West Nile and Cyclospora, so enjoy.

**Bobby Jaycox** (0:58)
Oh, do you have that?

**Scott** (1:00)
Yes, she does.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:01)
She's been having diarrhea for the past 30 days.

**Bobby Jaycox** (1:03)
Lucky.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:04)
That's why I just have it and have no excuse.

**Bobby Jaycox** (1:07)
I have no excuse for it. I don't have this.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:08)
She is now zero percent water.

**Scott** (1:14)
You're looking great.

**Lauren** (1:15)
Thanks. You are too.

**Rafe** (1:16)
She's patient zero.

**Lauren** (1:17)
I am.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:19)
Bobby, you are at Funny Bone St. Charles this weekend.

**Bobby Jaycox** (1:21)
Yes, I am. All weekend long. Please come out and see a show. Come see two shows. Hey, I saw Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

**Lauren** (1:28)
You had a big promoter. Nikki Glaser did this adorable video promoting your stand up this weekend.

**Bobby Jaycox** (1:34)
I am too lucky. Nikki Glaser is my fairy godmother in comedy. With all due respect, some people say like fairy, fairly hot mother.

**Lauren** (1:42)
Yeah, you can say that.

**Bobby Jaycox** (1:43)
I don't know. But she is she's taken care of me since I started stand up. And yeah, I asked her I asked her a while back if she would do that. And then I got that and lickety split.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:53)
Oh, you got that Nikki Glaser kiss on.

**Lauren** (1:57)
She like shouted out, you're a fire. You're a fireman.

**Bobby Jaycox** (2:00)
Yeah, she knows. Yes, she remembers. She doesn't know my last name exactly, but she does know that I was a firefighter.

**Scott** (2:05)
That's true from the videos. The amount of people that I know that say my name.

**Bobby Jaycox** (2:09)
She goes, Bobby, she even when I was on her podcast, she's like Bobby Jaycox. And I was like, I'm pretty sure she knows it's one full name. And she's like, I don't know if it is.

**Lauren** (2:17)
It could be your middle name.

**Scott** (2:19)
Yeah, a lot of people do think it's my middle name.

**Rafe** (2:20)
It's your face.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:21)
It's fine.

**Bobby Jaycox** (2:21)
Yeah, you're right.

**Scott** (2:22)
You're right.

**Lauren** (2:23)
You're right.

**Rafe** (2:24)
She did the Spanish version, Bobby Jaycox.

**Bobby Jaycox** (2:27)
Bobby!

**SPEAKER_1** (2:28)
I'm going to see Bobby at the St. Charles Funnibund this weekend. Who had a MySpace page?

**Lauren** (2:32)
Oh, I did. Tope, please. Yeah, brother. Do you have a MySpace middle?

**Bobby Jaycox** (2:35)
No, I did not have a MySpace. But the first time I signed up for an open mic was on my friend Kim's MySpace.
Because that's how you had to sign up. But I didn't have a MySpace. My parents would not let me. I was raised very straight-laced.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:47)
Rafe, you have a MySpace?

**Rafe** (2:49)
Yeah, I had one. I wanted to go back in a while and see what... Because you remember you could have a song.

**Scott** (2:54)
Oh, yeah. The song I had on it was Jam.

**Rafe** (2:55)
MySpace, you could have a banner song. And I had one. My last one was very offensive.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:00)
Is it still active?

**Lauren** (3:02)
No.

**Scott** (3:03)
They took it down.

**Rafe** (3:04)
I went back and got some pictures. But yeah, for a while, you could always have... It was like a cool feature. I remember how cool it was. It was like when you remember when Ringtones came out. It was like, no, yeah, dude, I can have...

**SPEAKER_7** (3:17)
Stairway to Heaven is my ringtone?

**Rafe** (3:19)
It was like that. But I found a song that was really funny called Wookie Poonani, but the other word, Wookie Cat, from a song called Whiskey Penis. And I think that was like the last thing I had floating out there in like 7 And I just thought it was funny. I got drunk one night and made that my theme banner song. And I'm like...