Stadium Nachos, Don Mattingly & The Redemption Pitch

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**Scott Rizzuto** (1:01)
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**SPEAKER_3** (3:07)
Good morning, everybody.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:09)
Hello, hello, hello. There's Moon, there's Lern, there's Rafe, King Scott was here.

**Moon** (3:15)
I think he's got cyclospora.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:16)
I know.

**Rafe** (3:18)
He left?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:18)
He left.

**King Scott** (3:19)
Oh, are we doing his stuff today?

**Moon** (3:21)
He left with the poopies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to...

**King Scott** (3:25)
Oh.

**Rafe** (3:25)
He's got the poopies and the...

**Moon** (3:28)
He's having a me day. We were sharing food yesterday, too, I'm worried now.

**Rafe** (3:32)
Yeah, Stadium Nachos, dude, one in five. One in five go down. He's our one.
That's the last time I sharted. That's the last time I had to abandon my underwear, was it?

**King Scott** (3:42)
Was it at Busch Stadium? Was it really because of the nachos incident? Stadium Nachos, the ones with the meat. Oh, fully loaded.

**Rafe** (3:47)
Fully loaded. Yeah, when they first came out and in their defense, I had had a lot of Jaeger the night before.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:53)
You almost fully loaded your underwear too.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:55)
Wow.

**Rafe** (3:55)
I had to tie my underwear to the back of the toilet and then try to act like I was disgusted with the person before me. You know, it was like a pirate's flag.