Spittin' Chiclets Episode 674: Featuring Swaggy P & Terry Ryan Jr.

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Hey, Spittin Chiclets listeners.

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You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

Me and Ryan have been officially welcomed to the jungle that is Barstool Sports.

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I brought it towards the Coyotes, and I asked them if it was okay if I joined the Spittin Chiclets podcast full-time.

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Ryan Whitney's got a pink Whitney out there now.

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Sandbanger, get that on camera.

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Keith Yandle, the Songk Man.

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Keith is a full-time member. Marley just got an assist from Chris Bates.

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Whoa, we're buzzin right now.

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Songk.

What is up, folks? Welcome to episode 674 of the Spittin Chiclets podcast. We are in person. Pinky's up, but actually, hold on a minute, because let's talk Reese's. Reese's, if you see all the peanut butter cups I have here, if I eat all these, I'm gonna get even fatter. We got the jersey right here, this jersey. Put that thing on, Bez. Put that thing on. So we were actually just talking Reese's.

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And with the first overall pick from Welland, Ontario, with some of the worst tattoos you will ever see.

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Who doesn't eat enough Reese's peanut butter cups, because he still shows muscle in his stomach.

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Reese's selects.

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Reese's selects a plug. Paul Bissonnette, he's got the jersey on now, so shout out Reese's.

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These are unreal jerseys.

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Guys, we're here for Chiclets Cup.

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Chiclets Cup's rift. I'll sign it and give it to you.

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You won't give that to anyone. You'll sign it and then hang it up in your office, because that's how good Reese's is. And they're here all weekend at Chiclets Cup Harpoon Brewery. Can't wait. We'll talk about that. What do you have?

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So they're a presenting sponsor now.

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Yeah.

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That's fucking big time.

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I actually said that to my wife. I'm like, we have a legit presenting sponsor. Not that Pink Whitney's not, Pinky's up. But that has my name on it, so it makes little sense. This is a monster brand.

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You kind of back them into a corner to do it.

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I'm hoping I can get like a Keith's Cup.

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Yeah, no chance, no chance. Actually, keep gaining weight, and you might be lucky enough to. Biss shouldn't have that jersey on. You're in too good a shape. I could rock it.

What an exciting time. The weather, I mean, we're looking at like 67 degrees and sunny the next three days. Six, seven. So I'm so excited for that.

We'll get into the tournament and how you're feeling, both of you guys, before you tilt, I think, 130 Fridays when you guys go head to head. My whole family's coming, so I'm excited to see what's going on there, but first off, Bizz, I just saw a tweet. The men that beat you up, they were sentenced. Four men, not one day of jail time, all four.

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When did you see that?

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Like five minutes ago.

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Oh, shit.

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I bailed them out, though. Oh, my team.

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Not one day of jail time.

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They're gonna come out of the paddy wagon with the Boston Stranglers. That would be a Yans move, dude.

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They have hurling sticks instead of screen hockey sticks. But I'll tell you, like, they all got two years probation, and then it said they had to pay $8,000 restitution to you, so I was like, oh, 32 grand.

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Well, they paid for like my neck massages and like my therapy.

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Well, no, I was like, oh, he could fill up his truck finally with what they're gonna pay him. That's awesome. But it's actually 8,000 combined, so 2,000 a guy. So kind of bullshit that, you know, it was a long time ago and I thought they might get a little jail time.

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So I was like my, my like quarterly tab at Houston's still can't get a meal named after you saved the pork manager's life.

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Who do I got to to get a salad around here?

Who do I have to defend and protect? I'm going to Reese's for every meal moving forward. But guys, how do you feel coming in? We have Terry Ryan coming in a little bit. We have Swaggy P. Swaggy P is, have we ever had him on?

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No.

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Okay, so Swaggy P for people who don't know, just a wizard with the puck, with the street hockey ball, with the street hockey puck. He's gonna come on. He's on the Stranglers again.