Sonny and Natalia + Joel McHale (Carolla Classics)

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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, super fan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to gain access to the ad-free archives, the Adam Carolla Show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad-free. If you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics.adamcarolla.com. Now, side note, we cannot play anything from the Kayla Sex, Adam Carolla's Morning Show from 2006 to 2009, nor Love Line from Adam's run from 1995 to 2005, nor any of his times filling in as a guest host after 2005 through 2016

Some of that material has been played on the Adam Carolla Show, and anytime it has been played and has become transformative works, we can then play it here on Carolla Classics. If you have any questions about the Adam Carolla Show from 2006 to 2009, or Adam's run on Classic Love Line from 1995 to 2005, please find me on patreon.com/giovanni, G-I-O-V-A-N-N-I. There you can ask me any questions about this other material, but we can't play heat. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 796, featuring Sonny and Natalia Carolla, Dr. Drew, Bryan Bishop and Alison Rosen.

SPEAKER_3 (1:56)

Good day, Alison Rosen.

SPEAKER_4 (1:58)

Hello, Adam Carolla.

SPEAKER_5 (1:59)

Good day, Bald Bryan.

SPEAKER_6 (2:00)

Dr. Drew in the hizzy.

SPEAKER_5 (2:03)

We got a special little gift, the stork brought by it, Sonny and Natalia. How are you, kiddies?

SPEAKER_3 (2:10)

Good.

SPEAKER_6 (2:11)

Good.

SPEAKER_3 (2:12)

Good.

SPEAKER_6 (2:12)

Great.

SPEAKER_5 (2:12)

Excited. Oh, you're great.

SPEAKER_3 (2:15)

Yes, I am.

SPEAKER_5 (2:16)

I'm in charge of the kids this weekend. I'm taking care of them.

SPEAKER_8 (2:22)

Can we start now?

SPEAKER_5 (2:23)

Yeah, we're started and I'm doing a fine job by summoning the nanny. What's that? Now, I noticed when we called mommy, who's following her boyfriend, Bruce Springsteen to New York City.

Sonny, you told mommy that I wasted your time.

SPEAKER_9 (2:40)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (2:41)

How did that work? What do you mean, wasted your time?

SPEAKER_9 (2:44)

Well, before dinner, it was too early for there, but when it was afternoon, I was playing and then Francis talked to me until dinner.

SPEAKER_5 (3:03)

Yeah. Why is that a waste of your time?

SPEAKER_9 (3:06)

Well, it's just a waste of my time.

SPEAKER_5 (3:10)

And then you wanted to get me in trouble by talking to mommy and telling her that I wasted your time?

SPEAKER_9 (3:16)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (3:17)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_9 (3:18)

And remember swing level?

SPEAKER_5 (3:21)

Swing level. Remember telling you to swing level. That I remember. And now you're telling mommy I wasted your time just because I held you down and gave you some kisses. That was wasting your time.

I wish my father would have wasted that kind of time with me.

SPEAKER_4 (3:35)

Well, according to Sonny, you were wasting his time by talking to him till dinner. Was it giving you kisses or was it talking to you?

SPEAKER_9 (3:42)

Talking to me until dinner time.

SPEAKER_5 (3:46)

Oh, I gave you a bunch of kisses, too.

SPEAKER_9 (3:48)

And it was one minute before dinner time.

SPEAKER_5 (3:51)

And then when I said to you, I asked you if you wanted to go back to school and you said what?

SPEAKER_9 (3:59)

I said no.

SPEAKER_5 (4:00)

No. And I said, well, don't worry, daddy wasn't a very good student either. And what did you say to daddy?

SPEAKER_9 (4:08)

Well, my teacher got me in trouble for nothing once.

SPEAKER_5 (4:12)

Sure.

Right. I'm sure it's all based on zero. It's just like it was when daddy went to school. Same teacher, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_9 (4:19)

Same, same nothing. Ms. Ramirez?

SPEAKER_5 (4:21)

Yeah. Trying not to use names.

SPEAKER_11 (4:23)

They're all Ms. Ramirez.

SPEAKER_5 (4:24)

Yeah. Natalia, your fishy sensei died.

SPEAKER_9 (4:29)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (4:30)

Yeah, that's sad.

SPEAKER_11 (4:31)

Sorry to hear about that.

SPEAKER_9 (4:32)

Yeah. I was the first one.