Sneezed on a Pancake

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**Johnny Cann** (1:55)
Welcome to That's Spooky, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:56)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:57)
And this is a weekly podcast that's actually legally married.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:00)
And it feels so good.

**Johnny Cann** (2:02)
Woohoo. Let's put our rings together real quick.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:05)
Oh yeah, the rings of power.

**Johnny Cann** (2:07)
Yeah, Wonder Twin powers activate, form of gay couple. So it happened.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:14)
Yes it did.

**Johnny Cann** (2:14)
Yeah, we're not doing a spooky gay bullshit segment today, we're gonna tell you about the wedding.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:19)
Yes.

**Johnny Cann** (2:19)
But happy to let you know, no one run away, nobody bribed anybody. Nobody, what are other famous stories of being left at the altar? Nobody graduated anybody? Graduated?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:30)
Yeah. No one did.

**Johnny Cann** (2:31)
No one graduated? No. What else?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:34)
Oh, oh, oh, the sweetest thing.

**Johnny Cann** (2:37)
Oh yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:38)
There were no sweetest things, Parker Posey moment, because Parker Posey was the bride, and she stood him up in the sweetest thing. Made the runway for Cameron Diaz.

**Johnny Cann** (2:45)
Yeah, yeah. So there you go, none of that happened.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:49)
None of it.

**Johnny Cann** (2:50)
It was exactly how we wanted it to happen. In fact, I might go ahead and say it was perfect.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:56)
It was. It was the wedding of our dreams. We were very careful to say anything was perfect until the honeymoon was over.

**Johnny Cann** (3:02)
I had to return the car after the honeymoon. I had to be like, because in my mind, I was like, if I say, oh, it was perfect, the honeymoon was perfect, then I was like, then I'm gonna crash the car.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:13)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:13)
Then something's gonna happen.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:14)
You didn't want to hex yourself. No, but happy to report it truly was the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon.

**Johnny Cann** (3:23)
Yeah, it was great.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:24)
But I guess now that we've done it, let's talk a little bit about where we did it.

**Johnny Cann** (3:28)
Okay, yeah. So we were holding on to this information because Toronto is not as big as you might think it is. Things are very Googlable, but it turns out we were holding on to this, but a few weeks before the wedding, I found this place called The Love Shack. The name alone kind of says it all, but it's a Vegas-style wedding chapel here in Toronto. They're actually in their second location, about to, I believe they're going into a third one later.
But anyway, it's the wedding chapel of our dreams. So I was looking up photographers because we had booked in to do City Hall. And anyway, I came across The Love Shack and was like, what the fuck? We ate the cost at City Hall. And Love Shack was so perfect and perfectly priced that, I'll just tell you right now, it was $2,800 for Love Shack, which included the venue, The Efficient, which they offered a drag queen if you wanted, which we of course took a look on.
So the legal marriage, an hour in the venue with a photographer, then they do the cake, they do the champagne toast, all of that kind of stuff.