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Sleeping Upside Down, National Underwear Day & Unhinged Baby Names

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 5, 2026

Welcome back to another shot-out-of-a-cannon episode of The Rizzuto Show! It’s Wednesday, everybody’s burning the midnight oil, and the crew is diving deep into what it actually takes to survive the morning grind. First up, we unpack the ultimate nighttime sleep routine.
Speakers: King Scott, Rafe, Lern, Devin
**King Scott** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (2:39)
The Rizzuto Show.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:09)
Shot out of a cannon this fine Wednesday. How about a little bit of a You guys feel good?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:12)
Oh yeah. Midweek?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:14)
Let's go.
Everybody I know that's in Early Bird Central that's texting right now, everybody's complaining about being awake. Yeah. Three or four different friends have texted and been like, oh, what are we doing?

**Rafe** (3:28)
Wait, I'm awake right now?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:29)
You are awake, Rafe.

**Rafe** (3:30)
Wow, this is real, I thought this was good. My morning dream.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:34)
You're awake on this fine Wednesday. It's Wednesday, right?

**SPEAKER_6** (3:37)
It feels like Saturday already.

**King Scott** (3:38)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:39)
We've really been burning it out.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:40)
It was a hump day.

**Lern** (3:41)
I've been burning the midnight oil this week, so I'm like.

**King Scott** (3:44)
Me too.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:44)
Well, you started it off right. You decided to play three hours on a Sunday evening before coming into work before AM.

**Lern** (3:50)
Yeah, put things off for the whole week.

**Rafe** (3:53)
Me too. I went and did a spot Sunday on Bobby's show at St. Charles, and I was like, what are you doing here, man?
Yeah. Because I got off a flight, then went in and I was like, oh my gosh.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:05)
You know better.

**Rafe** (4:05)
And I've been playing catch up ever since.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:07)
We punish ourselves. We punish ourselves.

**Rafe** (4:09)
It's good, isn't it?

**SPEAKER_4** (4:10)
Hey, man. Like Jeff Burton would say, at least I'm not digging holes.

**Rafe** (4:14)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:15)
He was always like, oh man, not digging holes. I'm not sure he ever dug a hole in his life and he can compare, but that was a fear of his.

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