Sick Days, Coffee Cake & A Bystander’s Dilemma

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Scott (0:30)

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SPEAKER_1 (1:04)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:07)

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SPEAKER_1 (1:15)

What if we just got out of here and grabbed some Bud Lights?

Scott (1:17)

But man, we're on air for four more hours.

Rafe (1:19)

I'll figure it out.

Scott (1:21)

Sounds good to me.

SPEAKER_5 (1:23)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:25)

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SPEAKER_5 (1:27)

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Lern (1:27)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:29)

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Rizz (1:40)

Oh man, it's fun. Hey.

SPEAKER_5 (1:43)

What are you doing here?

Rizz (1:44)

Hey, Rafe's here, but Moon's out.

Lern (1:47)

One in, one out.

Rizz (1:47)

One in, one out. That's fine. No, Moon is sick. And he, I tell you what, Moon at the end of the show yesterday, so around 9 15, 9 30, I look over and Moon sits to my left and I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching him steadily, like the energy drain.

Lern (2:06)

Energy down.

Rizz (2:07)

You know, he's the energy up guy. It was energy down.

And he was going downhill quick. He's like, ah, ah.

Lern (2:17)

Get out of here.

Rizz (2:17)

I'm feeling great. I go, dude, I'm sitting three feet away from you.

Lern (2:21)

Yeah.

Rizz (2:21)

I'm like, get the hell out of here.

Lern (2:22)

Get the hell out of here.

Rafe (2:24)

Keep that out of my life right now.

Lern (2:25)

Anytime any of us are sick, it's like, go home, leave.

Rizz (2:28)

Listen, this is the new, this will be the new directive. I don't need heroes. We don't need heroes.

If you're sick, like Scott's got a newborn at home.

Lern (2:36)

Right. That baby don't have all our germs yet.

Rafe (2:39)

I got a 21 year old dog.

Lern (2:40)

Right.

Rizz (2:41)

You got a 21 year old dog.

Lern (2:42)

A doggone hospice.

Rafe (2:43)

It catches a cold.

Lern (2:45)

I just don't want to deal with it.

SPEAKER_1 (2:46)

We're all busy.

Lern (2:48)

I'm on a very strict schedule every damn day. I can't, like if I get sick, I have to call two cities and get three different people to do my crap.

Rizz (2:58)

We're all busy.

Lern (2:58)

We're all busy.

Rizz (3:00)

Well, got stuff going on. So he didn't go to the Air Force Base yesterday.

SPEAKER_3 (3:03)

No.

Rizz (3:05)

For the special broadcast.

Lern (3:07)

Can you imagine if he would have infected the troops?

SPEAKER_3 (3:08)

I know.

Rizz (3:09)

Could have lost the war.

Scott (3:10)

Yep.

Rizz (3:11)

Could have lost the war.

Lern (3:12)

Right. We don't have time for this. The United States of America don't have time for this.

Scott (3:16)

No.

Rizz (3:16)

No.

Lern (3:17)

So thank you for staying home, Moon.

Rizz (3:19)

Well, he wanted to come in.

Lern (3:21)

I know.

It's like, no, no, no. Just shut up. Just stay home.

Rizz (3:26)

I told him, man. No.

Scott (3:28)

Uh-uh.

Rizz (3:29)

Uh-uh.

Lern (3:30)

We're not getting norovirus.

Scott (3:31)

I think we goofed up. We should have had him come in and we all stay home just so we don't get sick.

Rizz (3:35)

Man. I know.

Lern (3:37)

Do you feel okay? Did you Lysol that area?

Scott (3:39)

No, I didn't.

Rizz (3:41)

I took every vitamin I had at my house yesterday.

SPEAKER_1 (3:43)

Same.

Rizz (3:46)

Just in case. Need to boost my immune system.

SPEAKER_1 (3:48)

Yeah.

Rizz (3:49)

Vitamin D, vitamin K, vitamin A, vitamin C, all the vitamins.

Lern (3:54)

Good.

Rizz (3:54)

The alphabet of vitamins. Got them all.

That's what I did. Drank some tea.

Lern (4:00)

Good.

Rizz (4:01)

Yeah. So the new directive is, if you're sick, don't come in, please. Okay. That's great. Thank you.