Sheryl Underwood: A Roast Of Kevin Hart

**Sheryl Underwood** (0:04)
Now, let's talk about Kevin. No, no, no, I gotta do it for the chat. Ted told me. Ted, at the luncheon, said, Bitch, say this shit, or you're not getting paid. -Shut up! -I gotta do what Ted said. -Do what you gotta do. -I gotta do what I gotta say. Okay. I wasn't gonna say this shit, but Kevin and I hooked up once. Before he got married. Before he got married, he got stuck in my pussy. He got tied a rope around his neck and pulled him out like a tampon. Hold on. That's not in the prompter. I'm sorry.
Kevin Hart is packing. Kevin Hart is packing. He's packing 10 inches in his pants. There is legs, but it's still 10 inches.
Kevin was a lot like watching his movies. The first five minutes are okay. Then you're just waiting for it to be over.
I don't know, keep rolling. You gotta say it, you gotta say it. No, no, okay, ready? Ready. You gotta say it. You think he's loud in his movies? When we were fucking, he was hollering and screaming and shaking. I said, will you shut the fuck up before somebody think I'm watching one of your movies? Catch Sheryl Underwood and The Roast of Kevin Hart, only on Netflix.