Sheng Wang: A Joke About Butt Cracks

**Sheng Wang** (0:05)
As I get older, I find myself pivoting to nature, man. That's kind of where I go to get my peace and my joy these days. Even the partying that I'm doing, it's getting very outdoorsy. You know, I went to two bachelor parties like this. The first party was for my friend Louie. We went to Costa Rica. It's very tropical. Lotta water activities. We were wet often. Fifteen dudes in their 40's wearing ill-fitting board shorts.
I saw all my homies butt cracks.
That's not my choice. You know, when you suspect there's butt crack in your periphery, it's almost impossible to just move forward with your life. You're compelled to confirm. You're like, hold on one second.
I didn't want to do that.
Because butt crack is magnetic. Butt crack acts like a pseudo cleavage. It calls for attention through the power of mimicry. Your eyes are naturally drawn to that burgeoning shadow. What's this mystery that my mind would like to solve? That's not your choice. That's instincts. That's dopamine or something. It's very powerful. It's the same principle they use when they design a botanical garden. They always make the path windy. To keep you curious, but what's beyond that curve? Oh, I kinda wanna know. Sometimes you follow the bend, and it leads you down to a beautiful patch of begonias. Other times, it's your boy's booty. Aw, I'm not supposed to be in that garden. That's a staff-only area. Watch Sheng Wang, Purple, only on Netflix.