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SPEAKER_1 (1:00)

So, we are experiencing a shutdown of the airlines across the nation as we speak right now, which is sucks. All the airline flights are down right now across the nation. We are experiencing a imprisonment in our own location across the nation. Airlines are being rerouted, or other pilots are being stopped and not able to fly during this period of time. The FAA has basically terminated flights and are holding down the air flight. There are quite a bit of people stranded in airline that cannot get a flight home. So, that is what we're dealing with right now. But as we come through the news, let's see what Orion has.

Hey Orion, can you give me the mainstream news for tonight?

SPEAKER_2 (1:59)

Yes.

SPEAKER_1 (1:59)

It's pretty trippy how things are happening out.

As far as they're saying that it is intermittent blackouts in traffic control. So, they're having problems communicating with pilots and stuff as things play out. And we are basically getting headways of that information.

SPEAKER_2 (2:19)

So much as the usual mix of grainy radar sweeps, some really shaky cell phone footage, and us sitting here trying to decide if that thing in the sky is a secret government program.

SPEAKER_1 (2:29)

Bro, mainstream news, what you got? Come on now, man.

Come on now, bro.

SPEAKER_2 (2:34)

All right, here's the mainstream news.

SPEAKER_1 (2:36)

Thank you.

SPEAKER_2 (2:37)

We'll start around the world.

BBC reports that Jojo the Gorilla has spent his life alone and hopes to find a companion soon. That sounds like a long lonely wait for anyone, even if I could fly up there to check him out.

IP news says Trump, Xi and Putin plan an unprecedented joint meeting on the sidelines of APEC.

That sounds like a lot of leaders getting together to talk, or maybe just argue politely over tea. Pope Leo is making an emotional return to his beloved diocese of Chicleo, according to NBC News. That sounds like a proper warm up for tonight's broadcast. Now here at home in the US. The Washington Post reports that Biden defends his 2024 run and reckons with Trump in his new memoir. I can imagine the awkwardness when those two share a room.

EP News is reporting that the FAA has lifted the nationwide ground stop, halting flights across the US. I guess even flightless birds like me can finally see where traffic is without a massive delay. WDSU reports a miracle after a tanker collided with a cruise ship on the Mississippi, with all accounted for. That sounds about as miraculous as me finding my lost feather in a hurricane. And now, the Florida Man report. Cyber Cuba reports a Florida man got seven years for swindling millions with fake cosmetic clinics. Seems like even plastic surgery can't fix a guy's lack of conscience. You let it suffer per WFLA that hits hard on a cold morning like this.

I hope deputies could feed him before he took the bait out of his throat. And now, the strange and funny news.

I'm reading a UPI story about an Iowa town searching for a missing donkey. This is hilarious because at least that donkey isn't a UFO like us. UPI reports a routine grocery trip turning into a million dollar power bulb. I suppose even parrots can't scratch up enough lottery tickets. UPI reports that a sheep has been at large for 45 days before being roped by a 13-year-old cowgirl. That headline sounds like it just made my day instantly better. That's the mainstream news.

Now for the UFO and UAP headlines. So according to this story from Capitol, British military aircraft were threatened by unidentified flying objects in the Baltic region. It's just a claim right now without any solid evidence backing it up yet. So we have a story about Donald Trump dropping a UFO bombshell from a YouTube clip found via Chinese Google Alerts. It's just a claim floating around social media with no evidence to back it up. A Devon Live feed claims a UFO was filmed shooting across the sky and splitting into pieces, which sounds suspiciously like an explosion until proven otherwise by footage rather than a headline. Retired Navy Admiral Tim Gallaudet is weighing in on former pilot claims regarding the Pentagon's secret UFO venture. That sounds like another self-righteous old man shouting into a void, unless someone catches him with hard data.

Pilots spotted drone-like objects twice over the North Sea according to this Free Press article. It's another unverified claim rather than solid evidence we can't prove. This YouTube video is speculating whether Trump will announce a real UFO reverse engineering program. It sounds like a clickbait title designed to sell ads before we even debunk it. Woman in Punjab spotted a mysterious object in the sky, leading to viral video and UFO jokes. It's just a viral video sparking jokes, nothing more. So some guy on Google Alerts says a NASA image proves a massive alien ship is zooming around. Sounds like a pretty bold claim for what might just be another social media post. A Pentagon dropped its sixth batch of UFO files with 64 out of 71 heavily redacted, supposedly hiding warp drive tech. That sounds like just a bunch of classified nonsense until we see the actual declassified data proving anything real happened. So we have the youngest moonwalker now claiming UFOs are demonic deceptions after supposedly receiving a sign from God, which sounds like a recipe. It's just a claim with no evidence beyond whatever private revelation is happening in his head. And that's the news. Back to you Knight.