SGB #258 - What Would Dolly Do

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Johnny Cann (2:00)

Welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

Tyler Hyde (2:02)

And I'm Tyler.

Johnny Cann (2:03)

And this is our weekly hangout, where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gay Bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

Tyler Hyde (2:09)

That's right, because it's Friday night, we're taking razor blades out of the candy, and that's Rojo Caliente.

Johnny Cann (2:14)

We're putting glass in, baby.

Tyler Hyde (2:16)

Uh-huh, more crunch.

Johnny Cann (2:17)

Halloween II style. Did you know that that's what the kid going into the hospital on Halloween II allegedly encountered, and like has in their mouth as they're walking in?

Tyler Hyde (2:27)

Like glass from Halloween candy?

Johnny Cann (2:30)

Yeah, so in Halloween II, there's like a little moment, and I mean, I guess it pops up at a few times, so you could call it a B plot, with this kid coming into the hospital where a lot of the action goes down, and yeah, he's like cupping his mouth, and you can't see it in a lot of the original scans. Like I know on the VHS copy that I first saw, I was like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but now that everything is like super 4K now, you can see rather clearly, this kid has a giant piece of glass in his mouth. Oh, which also leads me to be like, how did such a large, like gratuitously large, like comedically large chunk of glass get put into the candy and into your mouth?

Like it just looks like you were chewing on mom's crystal.

Tyler Hyde (3:16)

It's like, you're just a dumb kid that decided to eat a glass and blamed it on your Halloween candy.

Johnny Cann (3:22)

I don't wanna throw around the D word or the K word or anything like that, but yeah.

Tyler Hyde (3:27)

Yeah, natural selection. That's why they put razorblades into the candy, right?

Johnny Cann (3:31)

No, nasty. How dare you?

Tyler Hyde (3:33)

I'm joking.

SPEAKER_7 (3:34)

Oh my god.

Tyler Hyde (3:35)

Joking.

Johnny Cann (3:36)

Yeah.

Tyler Hyde (3:37)

I'm surprised Michael Myers has never killed anybody with Halloween candy.

Johnny Cann (3:41)

Has he not?

Tyler Hyde (3:42)

Well, I don't know.

Johnny Cann (3:43)

Do we know everything he's done?

Tyler Hyde (3:44)

Can you name a moment that he did?

Johnny Cann (3:46)

Baby, we don't-

Tyler Hyde (3:47)

Everything he does is for the camera.

SPEAKER_8 (3:48)

Oh, that's true.

Johnny Cann (3:50)

That's true. He doesn't live, if not, on the camera.

Tyler Hyde (3:52)

No.

Johnny Cann (3:53)

He's kind of like an influencer in that way.

Tyler Hyde (3:55)

Exactly.

Johnny Cann (3:56)

I never thought about it like that. Yeah.

Tyler Hyde (3:58)

Uh-huh.

Johnny Cann (3:59)

Yeah.

Tyler Hyde (4:00)

Okay.

Johnny Cann (4:01)

Do you ever think about when they poop? Like really?

Tyler Hyde (4:04)

Like Michael Myers?

Johnny Cann (4:05)

Yeah, like Michael Myers, Freddie Krueger, Jason Voorhees. What about when they have to go?

Tyler Hyde (4:08)

Freddie Krueger-

Johnny Cann (4:09)

Do you think they just go like a baby?