SGB #253 - Butts Bunny

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Johnny Cann (2:29)

Little butter tarts. Welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t. I'm Johnny.

Tyler Hyde (2:32)

And I'm Tyler.

Johnny Cann (2:32)

And this is our weekly hangout, where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

Tyler Hyde (2:39)

That's right, cause it's Friday night. We're topped with pecans, and that's Rojo Caliente.

Johnny Cann (2:43)

Yeah, and depending on how you're baking on any given day, we're about nine butter tarts tall at this moment.

Tyler Hyde (2:50)

Yeah.

Johnny Cann (2:51)

Or long, I guess.

Tyler Hyde (2:52)

Well, listen.

Johnny Cann (2:53)

Yeah?

Tyler Hyde (2:54)

Maple, the hippo.

Johnny Cann (2:55)

Yeah.

Tyler Hyde (2:56)

If anybody didn't know, Canada has its own mudang right now.

Johnny Cann (3:00)

This is what I was getting at. Toronto Zoo has a sweet little baby pygmy hippo. Their name is Maple.

And they're nine butter tarts long.

Tyler Hyde (3:09)

Yeah, there is a photo of Maple and the nine butter tarts lined up alongside her.

Johnny Cann (3:14)

I love it. I love it. That's a great unit of measurement. I've used the Hello Kitty, a school of measuring things by apples.

Tyler Hyde (3:21)

But see, that's not very reliable because apples are all different shapes and sizes.

Johnny Cann (3:25)

You didn't need to tell me.

Tyler Hyde (3:26)

Especially like the GMO apple thing.

Johnny Cann (3:28)

Yeah, exactly. Who grew up in the apple capital of Nova Scotia?

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You did, baby. You did.

Johnny Cann (3:33)

Don't teach your mama how to do sex. She knows. But yeah, I am in love with Maple. I want to go see Maple.

Tyler Hyde (3:40)

I do too.

Johnny Cann (3:40)

Yeah, and maybe I'm just falling into somebody's greater PR plans. Who knows? I think it's cute.

Tyler Hyde (3:48)

Of course it's cute. It's a little baby hippo.

Johnny Cann (3:50)

Yeah, and we need something to hold on to right now in the world. And while we can't actually hold on to the hippo because that would not be correct, we are the public and that is an animal that needs to live, laugh and love in its own little sphere.

I just want to go observe.

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Same.

Tyler Hyde (4:05)

It's also been a minute since we've been at the Toronto Zoo.

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Yeah, it has been.

Tyler Hyde (4:09)

Like years.

Johnny Cann (4:10)

I want to see the red pandas.

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The giraffes.

Johnny Cann (4:13)

Oh, yeah, the giraffes. You know what? The sea otters were cute too.