SGB #252 - Nightmare Jabroni

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**Johnny Cann** (1:35)
Hey, lasagna aka Tiramisu, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:38)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:39)
And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gay Bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:45)
That's right, because it's Friday night, we're coffee coated lady fingers, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (1:50)
Yeah. I'm sorry, I totally stole that Tiramisu joke from somebody on Instagram.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:55)
Yeah, I saw that on the internet, too.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:57)
Yeah, I don't know, it was just too good to pass out.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:00)
It's true, though. Yeah. And like, consider us a stereotype, because I fucking love Tiramisu.

**Johnny Cann** (2:06)
I do, too. I also love lasagna.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:08)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:10)
But I do love Tiramisu.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:12)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:12)
Ooh, lasagna and Tiramisu in one night, that's rich.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:16)
Go to Italy, honey.

**Johnny Cann** (2:17)
You know?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:18)
Not Italy, Italy.

**Johnny Cann** (2:19)
Yeah, thank you.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:21)
Why would I go to Italy when I can go to Italy?

**Johnny Cann** (2:23)
I love, now here in Toronto, they opened up a second Italy down in the mall, and we live near the village, so it's like the gay village, so it's not too far away from the Italy that's kind of up in the fancy part.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:37)
Yeah. Yorkville.

**Johnny Cann** (2:40)
But anyway, that's the Italy that we know, so when I want to get to Tiramisu, it makes sense to go up there. But I don't know why I've gotten so not defensive, but protective of the Italy name in a way, because when I see people go into the Italy in the mall, I'm like, oh, you level ones just want to know what Italy feels like, but you've never really been to a real Italy.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:05)
Yeah. You've never walked the extra 15 minutes up the street to go to the other Italy.

**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Yeah. You don't know what it's like to go to an Italy in and of itself. You are just at one, because it's at the mall, and now you're sitting here getting your photo taken in like the little cafe area out front, because you want people to think that you go to Italy, which is, I mean, it's the tourist Italy. But I think because of that, that's just why in my mind, I'm just like, that's the Italy that people go to to get their photo taken and make content, and then the other Italy is the one that people go to to get food.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:38)
Right. It's different.

**Johnny Cann** (3:40)
It feels that way.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:42)
Well, I mean, this one at the mall, I've never actually been in it, but I don't think it has much of a grocery section. That's the thing.

**Johnny Cann** (3:47)
I think because of that, I'm turning my nose up at the one in the mall. But I'm not even going to find out.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:53)
Right.

**Johnny Cann** (3:53)
Sorry.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:54)
I'm just going to keep going to the Italy I've always gone to.

**Johnny Cann** (3:56)
Yeah, the one that I'm entirely priced out of. And I can...