SGB #250 - CPAP Baddies

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**Johnny Cann** (1:25)
To the CPAP baddies, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t. I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:29)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:30)
And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:36)
That's right, because it's Friday night. We're tallying our My Air score, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (1:41)
Wait, what's a My Air score?

**Tyler Hyde** (1:43)
It's the your Sleep Apnea score.

**Johnny Cann** (1:46)
It's your Sleep Apnea app?

**Tyler Hyde** (1:47)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:48)
Oh, oh, I feel like they missed something there.

**Johnny Cann** (1:51)
Sleep Apnea.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:53)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (1:54)
Oh, oh, never make an AI agent-like app where it's like, I'm Nia.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:00)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:01)
Sleep Apnea.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:02)
Oh, God. Maybe, I mean, they might, they might do it. Who knows?

**Johnny Cann** (2:06)
Sleep Apnea.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:07)
Yeah, no.

**Johnny Cann** (2:08)
That's a drag name.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:09)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:09)
Somebody can have that.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:10)
Yeah, take it, take it and run with it.

**Johnny Cann** (2:12)
Do you have a drowsy tech slant to your drag? Are you like a biomech queen with narcolepsy maybe?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:22)
Uh-huh.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:23)
Maybe that's for you. Yeah. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:26)
No, I have the My Air app to track my own usage because I'm a CPAP girlie now. Oh, yeah. And apparently I take it off in the middle of the night and I don't realize I do. Girl. Because I wake up and I look at my, my, my air score and it's like, you used it for two and a half hours, but it's like consistently. Oh. Like after two and a half hours, just like wake up, take it off and go back to sleep.

**Johnny Cann** (2:49)
Do you think it's like a witch thing?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:50)
It could be. Maybe. Maybe someone hexed me. I don't know, but honestly, it's, it's been great. I'm hoping I'll be able to get full night's sleep with it. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:58)
Those two hours have been great. You know?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:02)
Yeah. Cause I'm not choking in my sleep. Yeah. Imagine that.

**Johnny Cann** (3:05)
Yeah. And I mean, that's at least one sleep cycle before you rip it off.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:09)
Exactly.

**Johnny Cann** (3:10)
Dramatically.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:11)
I know. No, literally. It's like I wake up and I'm like, what have I done? It's like, I imagine that's what people who turn into werewolves feel like.

**Johnny Cann** (3:18)
Oh my God.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:19)
Yeah. They see what they've created, the mess they've created in the night and they have no idea how it happened.

**Johnny Cann** (3:24)
That's your werewolf self.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:26)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:26)
You, if you don't have your CPAP.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:28)
Yeah. Cause I wake up, my mask's on the floor and I'm like, wow.

**Johnny Cann** (3:31)
Oh my God.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:32)
I have the nasal pillows, though.

**Johnny Cann** (3:34)
Oh yeah, you do.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:34)
Just for my nosy wosy.

**Johnny Cann** (3:36)
Oh man. He is, he's set.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:39)
Uh huh.

**Johnny Cann** (3:39)
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, but you know what? He has made the promise. No CPAP selfies.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:46)
No.

**Johnny Cann** (3:46)
It's a thing in the bear community.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:48)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:49)
And the buck stops here.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:50)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:50)
Tyler says, I'm not going to add to that.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:53)
No.

**Johnny Cann** (3:53)