SGB #248 - Casu-Vibes

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Nature can hide dark secrets.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:01)
It's my job to unearth them.

**Tyler Hyde** (0:03)
My name is Anna Pigeon.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:05)
Tonight...

**SPEAKER_4** (0:06)
I'm a law enforcement ranger.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:07)
I need you to put your hands on the ground.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:09)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:12)
If you even touch one hair on the parkside, I'll stop you.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:15)
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**SPEAKER_4** (0:21)
I'm not letting him get away with this.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:22)
Why do you care so much, Anna?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:25)
Someone has to.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:26)
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**SPEAKER_6** (0:30)
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**Ryan Reynolds** (1:00)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:21)
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**Johnny Cann** (2:00)
Of the 10 dentists who agree, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:03)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:04)
And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:10)
That's right, cause it's Friday night, we're getting crowns, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (2:15)
Baby, I just said, take them all. Clear house.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:19)
I am a queen.

**Johnny Cann** (2:20)
Royal flush.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:21)
Fill my mouth with crowns.

**Johnny Cann** (2:23)
Yeah, why not? Yeah, well, I'm gonna call them veneers.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:26)
Yeah, I mean, these veneers are just a bunch of crowns. No, but I guess the procedure, the toothy procedure is different. Yeah. Like the thing that's done to the tooth.

**Johnny Cann** (2:35)
One would hope.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:36)
Right? Cause a crown.

**Johnny Cann** (2:37)
I think when veneers are done right, they're not like crowns. Exactly. Yeah, they don't like shape down the tooth to a full nub.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:45)
Cause a crown is the thing that happens after a root canal, yes?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:50)
Yeah. Maybe not always.

**Johnny Cann** (2:51)
No, I have a few. What can I say?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:54)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:55)
She's a queen.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:56)
She is.

**Johnny Cann** (2:56)
I told you. Yeah. Welcome to the show, everyone. Without warning, we got in to talk about dental work.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:02)
It's true.

**Johnny Cann** (3:02)
Hopefully, you're all doing well, you know, in the mouth.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:05)
That's right.

**Johnny Cann** (3:06)
In the mouth area.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:08)
The mouth stuff's good.

**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Whatever. You know, this is Hellmouth on the mic, and I'm giving good energy to all of you. There is a way through.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:15)
That's it.

**Johnny Cann** (3:16)
It is okay. We, you can, you can always find a way through, babies. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:21)
Johnny has been through the fire of tooth stuff.

**Johnny Cann** (3:23)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:24)
And my teeth were just weird. They grew in places they weren't supposed to.

**Johnny Cann** (3:28)
Yeah. There's one in your butt right now.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:31)
I didn't want to tell you.

**Johnny Cann** (3:33)
I did not want to tell you, but yeah, I saw your butt tooth.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:36)
I was born with no top molars.

**Johnny Cann** (3:39)
Really?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:40)
I guess that means I'm dumb as hell.

**Johnny Cann** (3:41)
I don't know. Born on a Wednesday with top molars. So Wednesday's childhood is full of woe, right?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:47)
Not molars.
Wisdom teeth. Oh!

**Ryan Reynolds** (3:50)