SGB #247 - Nancy Poo and the Farty Boys

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**SPEAKER_3** (0:55)
Courage.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:56)
I learned it from my adoptive mom.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:58)
Hold my hand.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:59)
You hold my hand.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:01)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:05)
You can't imagine the reward.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:07)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:08)
Department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council.

**Johnny Cann** (1:40)
Welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:43)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:43)
And this is our weekly hangout, where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gay Bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:49)
That's right, because it's Friday night, we're taking it out on bags of sand, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (1:54)
Yeah, but you know what? It's okay, because with each other, we use our words.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:00)
It's true.

**Johnny Cann** (2:01)
Yeah. Yeah. And that's why we're getting married.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:04)
Married.

**Johnny Cann** (2:06)
Hi, everyone. So this is the episode that comes out the day before our wedding.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:11)
Uh-huh.

**Johnny Cann** (2:11)
Fun.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:12)
Very fun. Very excited. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:14)
I am very excited to marry you.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:16)
I'm excited to marry you.

**Johnny Cann** (2:18)
15 years deep, baby.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:19)
I know.

**Johnny Cann** (2:20)
It's also our 15-year anniversary on the day we're getting married.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:23)
That's why we picked it.

**Johnny Cann** (2:25)
Yeah. And there's a method to our madness.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:28)
It's true.

**Johnny Cann** (2:28)
Yeah. So anyway, here we are. It's fun. We're excited. This is the last thing that we have to do before we are in wedding mode.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:36)
It's true. And if we sound scatterbrained, maybe it's because we are. Even when you're planning a small wedding, there's a lot of things you got to do to get ready for it.

**Johnny Cann** (2:46)
Oh yeah. I was like, I'm going to be clear sailing. I'm not going to be like one of those people that's like, I have wedding brain, bitch. I got wedding brain.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:54)
Yeah. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:54)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:54)
You want to talk about some shit?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
Let's talk about some shit.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:57)
Yeah. Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:58)
But it's exciting.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:59)
It is.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:00)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:00)
I'm happy to have wedding brain.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:02)
It's true.

**Johnny Cann** (3:02)
But I'm also looking forward to getting in some honeymoon relaxation.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:08)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Because I keep forgetting that basically the day after we get married or like two days after, we are going to the woods. That's going to be fun. With that in mind, we are not going to be putting out an episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t next Friday. True. So just a heads up, the reason is we were fully intending on doing so, but to be completely honest, we just don't have the time to get it together before we get married. Yep. And that's just the tea. We were also going to do a big Q&A, Low Stakes Advice episode, but it's just one of those things. We were just trying to fill it and get it there. And then we were like, you know what? There's nothing wrong with taking a day off because you're getting fucking married.
So let's take the weight off our shoulders for a minute. This is just a podcast.
You know? So it's okay.

**SPEAKER_9** (4:01)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (4:03)
When I was working in theater, they always used to say, this is not surgery. So even like with your most stressful day in the theater, like just know that no one's life is on the line.