SGB #246 - Steal Magnolia

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
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**Johnny Cann** (1:55)
Hey full recliners, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:57)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:58)
And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gay Bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:04)
That's right, cause it's Friday night, my seat has a cup holder, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (2:08)
Oh yeah, well mine's a massage chair. Wow. And it even works. Ooh. Nothing better than sitting down on a massage chair that just straight up doesn't work, you know what I mean?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:17)
Uh huh.

**Johnny Cann** (2:18)
Yeah, I feel like, you know, did you ever have anybody in your life that had like a chair that had like the massage controls in it, but they were just like, no.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:25)
They were not like, not a proper chair, but they were like the seats that you could put on a chair that would massage you, you know what I mean? Like you strap them on to your rocking chair.

**Johnny Cann** (2:36)
Yeah, the chair bursters.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:38)
Sure.

**Johnny Cann** (2:38)
Because it's kind of like an alien thing.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:40)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:40)
And it's kind of what it feels like ultimately.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:42)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:43)
They never feel as good as you want them to be.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:45)
No.

**Johnny Cann** (2:45)
It's a real metaphor for life when you think about it.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:47)
Yeah, I'm not really a massage chair girlie.

**Johnny Cann** (2:51)
I'm trying to think if I've ever really had an effective massage chair experience. Remember when we went to Planet Fitness and they had a massage chair there that housed your legs even? Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:02)
I don't remember it being good.

**Johnny Cann** (3:04)
No. I don't remember being able to make it work.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:06)
No.
Maybe that's why I don't remember because maybe it never worked. You know what I do enjoy though?

**Johnny Cann** (3:11)
What?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:12)
Apparently in Japan, they look like massage chairs, but they're not. And they're specifically designed for men to sit in so that they can feel what it feels like to have contractions.

**Johnny Cann** (3:28)
Oh yeah. Okay.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:30)
Yeah. Just to be like, okay, well, this is what pregnant people have to go through.

**Johnny Cann** (3:34)
Yeah. I feel like I've also seen that thing where they put the pads on the guy's stomach.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:39)
Yeah. Maybe it is that. I'm not sure.

**Johnny Cann** (3:42)
And so why do you like that? Because I mean, empathy. Yeah, of course.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:47)
Exactly.

**Johnny Cann** (3:48)
Oh, I just thought that you like that for yourself. Like you want that.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:51)
I'd be curious. I'd do it.

**Johnny Cann** (3:52)
OK.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:53)
I would. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:54)
You take a contraction. I would too. I'd take one for the team.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:57)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:57)
Why not?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:58)
I mean, I want to know what my mom had to go through.

**Johnny Cann** (4:00)
Yeah, exactly. You know? Yeah.
Damn. How do we get here?