SGB #245 - Ever the Showlady

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**Johnny Cann** (1:59)
Hey, little elves that make the cookies, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:03)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:03)
And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:09)
That's right, cause it's Friday night, we're sugar, spice and everything nice, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (2:14)
And I'm actually no sugar added spice and everything nice.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:18)
Sugar, alcohols.

**Johnny Cann** (2:19)
Yes, thank you.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:20)
They process differently.

**Johnny Cann** (2:22)
Exactly, you can't have too many of me, or I'll give you diarrhea.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:26)
Just like the low-fat or no-fat Lay's chips from the 90s.

**Johnny Cann** (2:30)
Sure.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:31)
I never had the displeasure.

**Johnny Cann** (2:33)
No.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:34)
But apparently, they had a laxative effect.

**Johnny Cann** (2:37)
Yeah, they went right through you.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:38)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:39)
I was talking about those delightful no sugar chocolates that we get at the mall.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:45)
At Purdy's.

**Johnny Cann** (2:45)
Yeah. Well, I wasn't going to say the name because they're not paying us, but yeah, Purdy's.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:50)
They're really good.

**Johnny Cann** (2:50)
It's really tasty.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:51)
Our friend Leah actually tipped us off on them.

**Johnny Cann** (2:55)
Shout out Leah, a friend of the pod. If you're on the Secret Society, then you know Leah. But yeah, Leah gifted us the Purdy's chocolates one time. Yeah. The Purdy's chocolates one time. And then I gifted the Purdy's chocolates one time to my parents. And they said it was the best chocolate they've ever had.
It's really fucking good.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:16)
It's like you're actually not missing out on anything.

**Johnny Cann** (3:19)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:19)
In the sense of like you're not wishing it was, because you know, sometimes when you have the no sugar chocolate and you're like, well, it's not really chocolate. Yeah. It's kind of like when you have a protein bar and you're like, well, this isn't really fudge. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:32)
It's kind of or like we got the ones that are Brookies, like the brownie cookie ones recently. And it's like, oh, this isn't a chocolate chip cookie. This is compressed powder.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:42)
Yeah. This is protein powder that's shaped like a cookie with a latte color to it. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:48)
How delightful.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:50)
Yeah. No sugar, low sugar, whatever the fuck.

**Johnny Cann** (3:53)
Yeah, no sugar.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:54)
I think they're low sugar. I think there is like a gram of sugar in each chocolate, but either way, I call it no sugar. Nothing is compromised in the flavor department.

**Johnny Cann** (4:02)
Yeah, they're so good. I like the, I mean, I pretty much like them all. The mini hedgehogs are delicious.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:08)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (4:09)
You love the sweet Georgia Browns.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:10)
Those are good.

**Johnny Cann** (4:11)
Those are really fucking great. Ooh, now I just want to eat them, but only five.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:16)
Only five?

**Johnny Cann** (4:17)
Or you'll get diarrhea.