SGB #244 - Sitcom Dad

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**Johnny Cann** (1:59)
Hello, people with a crick in their neck. Welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:02)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:03)
And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:09)
That's right, cause it's Friday night, we're icing and resting. And that's where we'll hook Aliente.

**Johnny Cann** (2:14)
Actually, because I pinched my trap, my neck, my shoulder, my back.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:22)
Your pussy and your crack.

**Johnny Cann** (2:23)
All of them. The thing is, did I do it at the gym?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:27)
No.

**Johnny Cann** (2:28)
Did I do it while side sleeping? Maybe that was when I planted the seed. But I was sitting on the couch, petting Daphne.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:37)
That's when it happened.

**Johnny Cann** (2:38)
I dared lean on one side more than the other. And I don't know, I don't know what happened. Yeah. I just pinched.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:46)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:47)
It's so funny because I had a moment, like a week ago, and I told you about this. I was like, I think I did this to myself. Because I was thinking back, I think it was to an episode of Family Matters, where I guess it would be Carl Winslow was like out on the couch all weekend because he had pulled his back. And it's like an old dad sitcom trope as it is. And I was like, well, thank God, I'm going to the gym now and that's not gonna be me. I'm not gonna become Uncle Phil, you know?
I think it's inevitable.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:18)
Uncle Phil? That's Fresh Prince.

**Johnny Cann** (3:20)
Well, you know what? I just mean, I'm gonna become a sitcom dad, whether I like it or not. Right. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Anyone but the King of Queens.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:29)
Oh, yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:30)
What's his name?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:30)
Kevin James?

**Johnny Cann** (3:32)
Yes.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:32)
What about Al Bundy?

**Johnny Cann** (3:34)
I'm gonna opt out of those ones. But anyway, with all that being said, I thought that I was going to be able to avoid all that by, you know, being the good yoga boy and all that. But no, no.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:45)
Listen, the muscles gonna get you. They're gonna get you real good.

**Johnny Cann** (3:48)
You pet the dog and suddenly you pinch something in your shoulder.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:52)
You're one step closer to the edge.

**Johnny Cann** (3:54)
And I'm about to break. So I'm here.
That's okay, though.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:01)
Look, I... You're in fighting form. You're doing a lot better today than you were yesterday.

**Johnny Cann** (4:04)
That's not actually that bad.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:06)
But that's the dangerous time when you start to feel better.

**Johnny Cann** (4:09)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:10)
Because you're like, I could do anything.