SGB #243 - MC Teeth Stuff

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**SPEAKER_4** (1:18)
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**Johnny Cann** (1:50)
Hey, fellow Bingo players, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:53)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (1:54)
And this is our weekly hangout, where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gay Bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:00)
That's right, because it's Friday night, we're playing the Four Corners, and that's Rojo Caliente.

**Johnny Cann** (2:04)
I got my daubers out, I got a dauber for each card. I got a card for what? Your mouth is changing.
Your mouth is changing.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:11)
It is.

**Johnny Cann** (2:12)
What's wrong?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:13)
They're called daubers?

**Johnny Cann** (2:14)
Yeah, the daubers, the stampers.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:15)
I thought they were just called dabbers, like Bingo dabbers.

**Johnny Cann** (2:18)
I would say Bingo dauber.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:19)
Dabbers?

**Johnny Cann** (2:20)
Do you say dauber or dabber, people? Let us know. I always said dauber.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:25)
I say dabbers, but I come from Cape Brighton, so that doesn't mean anything, because we say a lot of things, quote unquote, incorrectly.

**Johnny Cann** (2:30)
Maybe I'm also just making it fancy, and I'm putting like the long or the short A, whatever one makes it go like, ah, not ah.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:39)
Ah, yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:41)
Oh, no. Okay.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:42)
It's not even spelled the way I thought it would be spelled.

**Johnny Cann** (2:44)
Really?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:45)
D-A-U-B-E-R.

**Johnny Cann** (2:47)
Yeah, I would say dauber.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:48)
I think it would be dauber.

**Johnny Cann** (2:50)
Yeah. Yeah. I used to dye my hair with them.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:52)
Oh, yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:53)
Baby.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:54)
Yeah, because we grew up pre-Manic Panic.

**Johnny Cann** (2:57)
No, Manic Panic was around.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:59)
It wasn't accessible.

**Johnny Cann** (3:00)
No, that's the thing. The Manic Panic's been around since the 80s, not the Manic Panic. But yeah, no, it wasn't available in our small town.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:08)
That's what I'm saying.

**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:10)
You had to order it online.

**Johnny Cann** (3:12)
That was not an option. So yeah, I would try to do blue hair with bingo daubers. It would turn out green.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:17)
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, but look, now this one says daubers. Really?

**Johnny Cann** (3:21)
Well, we're all kinds of fucked up.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:23)
I know. I'm so confused.

**Johnny Cann** (3:25)
Yeah, I don't know.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:26)
Oh my God. I think Canadian Tire is just set in fire to the rain because you can buy primo bingo daubers slash daubers.

**Johnny Cann** (3:33)
They say potato potato.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:35)
That's right.

**Johnny Cann** (3:36)
They say, what was it, Bob and Monet on Sibling Rivalry are always fighting over morphine or morphine of Dion.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:46)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (3:46)
You know?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:47)
Yeah. Truly potato potato.

**Johnny Cann** (3:49)
Nothing like a regional pronunciation. We actually had a listener reach out recently and they were like, I think you need to, Albany is Albun-y, not Albany.