SGB #242 - Brrrr

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Hey, I just Venmo'd you for rent.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
Nice, now I can instantly spend it whether I'm checking out online with Venmo or using the Venmo debit card.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:07)
Say more.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
More exactly, because the more you do with Venmo, the more you get. Like earning up to 5% cash back with Venmo Stash on a bundle of brands.

**Johnny Cann** (0:16)
So, order more pizza.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:18)
The math demands it.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:19)
Get the Venmo debit card.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
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**SPEAKER_5** (0:31)
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**Tyler Hyde** (1:00)
The Colonel's cooked up a new $10 bucket of the day just for you.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:04)
Monday, 24 nuggets for $10.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:06)
Tuesday, eight piece fried chicken for $10.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:09)
Wednesday, 10 wings for $10.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:11)
Thursday, eight tenders for $10.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:14)
Friday, 24 nuggets for...

**Tyler Hyde** (1:16)
Oh, you guessed it, didn't you?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:19)
$10.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:20)
The $10 bucket of the day deal every weekday.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:23)
Only at KFC.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:25)
It's finger lickin good.

**Johnny Cann** (1:26)
Prices and participation variable supplies last.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:28)
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**Johnny Cann** (1:29)
Tax extra. Hey, people spending their afterlife at a Grateful Dead concert, welcome to Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:04)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:05)
And this is our weekly hangout, where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gay Bullsh!t that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:11)
That's right, because it's Friday night, where one took over the line through Jesus, and that's where Hoke Alliente.

**Johnny Cann** (2:15)
And I'm not getting out of this van.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:17)
Uh-uh.

**Johnny Cann** (2:18)
Never. For no one.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:18)
Not for no one. Not even the dead.

**Johnny Cann** (2:20)
Not even Jerry Garcia.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:22)
Uh-uh, uh-uh.

**Johnny Cann** (2:23)
I'm just saying. But for a pint of Jerry Garcia, maybe. It's been a while.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:27)
It's true.

**Johnny Cann** (2:28)
Do they make a sugar-free Ben and Jerry's yet?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:31)
They have not. And I question why.

**Johnny Cann** (2:34)
I want to put that in my mouth.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:35)
Because they have the dairy-free Ben and Jerry's now.

**Johnny Cann** (2:38)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:38)
And it's like, let's get some, let's get some xylitol up in this place.

**Johnny Cann** (2:42)
Oh my God. Miss Ben. Put some aspartame directly into my butt.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:47)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:47)
Ben and Jerry. Please.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:49)
Ben and or Jerry.

**Johnny Cann** (2:51)
Yeah, whatever.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:52)
Though I think neither Ben nor Jerry fuck around with Ben and Jerry's anymore.

**Johnny Cann** (2:55)
Yeah, that's kind of the thing. But they're like on the roadside of history.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:58)
Oh, they are.

**Johnny Cann** (2:59)
I fuck with Ben and Jerry.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:01)
Yes.

**Johnny Cann** (3:01)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:01)
Same.

**Johnny Cann** (3:02)
Yeah. Anyway, they could get it. So welcome to the show.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:06)
Hi.

**Johnny Cann** (3:06)
Hope you're doing well.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:08)
Yeah. Hi ice cream fans.

**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Yeah. Not sponsored, but open to all possibilities.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:13)
Yeah. Wait. If you could have a Johnny flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

**Johnny Cann** (3:19)
Like how Jimmy Fallon has his fucking flavor.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:21)
Yeah. Fuck him.

**Johnny Cann** (3:22)
How did he get that?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:22)
I don't know.

**Johnny Cann** (3:23)
I don't know.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:23)
He must be famous or something.

**Johnny Cann** (3:25)
Stupidity.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:26)
What would your Ben and Jerry's flavor be?

**Johnny Cann** (3:30)
Part of me wants to go to like mint chocolate chip. I feel like that's a classic that I could fuck with. So maybe like mint chocolate chip with like a little bit of coffee in there.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:39)