Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture
**Rizzuto** (0:00)
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**Rizzuto** (1:01)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:59)
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**Jeff Burton** (2:03)
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**Tony Patrico** (2:23)
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**Jeff Burton** (2:28)
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**Rafe** (3:00)
Well, ain't no leakage.
**Rizzuto** (3:04)
Not of the anal variety, but of the sewage variety.
**Lern** (3:07)
I did check myself before I wrecked myself. Like, I was like, is it me?
**Rizzuto** (3:10)
When was the last time you showered?
**Lern** (3:12)
Last night, at 7 o'clock.
**Rizzuto** (3:14)
I believe you.
**Rafe** (3:14)
Okay.
**Lern** (3:15)
Well, there is a sewage smell in our parking lot here at Hubbard Media that connects Freeport. What's up?
**Rizzuto** (3:22)
I didn't smell it.
**Rafe** (3:23)
Okay.
**Rizzuto** (3:24)
It was. Wasn't there a water main leak?
**Rizzuto** (3:28)
I think there was one or two, right?
**Jeff Burton** (3:30)
Maybe that's what it is. In the area here?
**Rizzuto** (3:32)
Yeah.
**Rizzuto** (3:32)
I thought it was last week. I don't know.
**Rizzuto** (3:34)
Yeah, there was a big one that was a couple of weeks ago, but just over the weekend, there was one that hit a couple of spots around the sewage.
**Rizzuto** (3:44)
Well, speaking of that, speaking of sewage and the disgusting things, I saw a story about a guy who was hanging out with his buddy in Florida. And they were jumping off a dock into some particular body of water.
And they saw a giant manatee float up close to the dock. Well, rule number one is you never ever touch a manatee.
**Moon Valjean** (4:11)
It's not just a rule. It's a law.
**Rizzuto** (4:13)
It's a law.
**Moon Valjean** (4:13)
Yeah. Those are sea cows. Those are protected sea cows.
**Rizzuto** (4:16)
Never touch a manatee.
**Moon Valjean** (4:19)
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