Seth MacFarlane + Howie Mandel (Carolla Classics)

Adam Carolla (0:00)

Five-hour energy. Ignite your taste buds with a freezer pop classic. Re-imagine as a delicious firework freeze. Five-hour energy shot.

Oh, it's a great summer flavor that reminds you of your childhood. Juicy cherry, citrusy lime, and candy like blue raspberry all combine in every sip.

So, you can get the flavor you crave, but with none of the sugar. It's the perfect burst of caffeine to keep you up with the kids during your wiffle ball games. That's the best summer game. And they're pocket-sized, so you can take them with you everywhere. It's five-hour energy, right Dawson?

SPEAKER_2 (0:47)

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Giovanni (1:17)

Welcome to Carolla Classics. I'm your host, super fan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fans like the clips and all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you like to access the ad-free archives, the Adam Carolla Show, as well as the Adam and Dr. Drew Show and the newer podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics.adamcarolla.com. We get lots of requests for the KLSX Adam Carolla Show and Love Line, two shows I'm remastering currently, both of which for over 20 years, lots and lots of work. If you'd like to hear any of those clips or want more information, check out my Patreon, patreon.com/giovanni. We're not able to air those clips in this feed. If you come find me over on Patreon, I'll help you find what you need. Now on to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1519 This one's featuring Dr. Drew, Jo Koy, Gina Grad, and Bryan Bishop live on stage in 2015

Check it out.

SPEAKER_4 (2:12)

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SPEAKER_5 (2:25)

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_4 (2:26)

The Matrix trilogy.

Dr. Drew Pinsky (2:27)

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SPEAKER_4 (2:29)

Mean Girls.

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SPEAKER_4 (2:30)

Titanic.

Jo Koy (2:31)

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SPEAKER_4 (2:33)

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SPEAKER_10 (2:37)

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SPEAKER_4 (2:39)

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Adam Carolla (2:41)

You can tell things are boring by the silence.

SPEAKER_4 (2:44)

I noticed.

Adam Carolla (2:44)

You don't have to say it's boring. You're on stage holding a microphone, and we're not hearing anything. I get it. Thus, we'll draw the conclusion aboard.

Dr. Drew Pinsky (2:54)

All right.

Adam Carolla (2:56)

Let's do one more.

Bryan Bishop (2:56)

Okay. Holly Carso has a question from Wes Covino.

Adam Carolla (3:00)

Holly Carso. A possible hot name as well. There you are. All the blondes, yeah.

Dr. Drew Pinsky (3:06)

Is it different than a Stacey Oakley?

Bryan Bishop (3:07)

If you can't do Stacey Oakley, I'll take a Holly Carso. Yeah.

Yeah.

Adam Carolla (3:12)

Like I said, Gertrude Bort, we need to see a picture. Stacey Oakley, no picture.

Bryan Bishop (3:17)

Holly Carso?

Adam Carolla (3:18)

Holly Carso is-

SPEAKER_13 (3:19)

I'll take your word for it.

Adam Carolla (3:21)

There's a couple of follow-up, you know.

Bryan Bishop (3:23)

But if you vouch for her, if you vouch for her.

Adam Carolla (3:26)

There's like two follow-ups, something, you know, there's a cup size, and should we know anybody who knows her? But we're still in. We're still in.

Bryan Bishop (3:34)

What celebrity does she look like?

Gina Grad (3:36)

Yeah. Yeah.

Adam Carolla (3:36)

Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Bryan Bishop (3:38)

She wants to know, she got married in August. You paid $146 for her dress.

Adam Carolla (3:43)

Sweet.

Dr. Drew Pinsky (3:44)

Nice.

Adam Carolla (3:44)

Hero.

Bryan Bishop (3:45)

How much weight can she gain per year?

Adam Carolla (3:50)

Sky's the limit. Well, Drew, I've said.

Dr. Drew Pinsky (3:55)

I forget you're a formula, but go ahead. The formula is.

Adam Carolla (3:59)

Well, first thing I'm trying to avoid is the $3,600 on the dress that will never be worn again.

Gina Grad (4:05)

Right.

Adam Carolla (4:06)

So that's the first thing I'm attempting to avoid.

Dr. Drew Pinsky (4:08)

Yes.

Adam Carolla (4:10)

By the way, you know what the number one argument to the $3,600 dress never going to be worn again?

SPEAKER_14 (4:15)

One day our daughter is going to walk.