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All right, let's get to the clips.

First, we have Adam Carolla Show 363, featuring Anderson Cowan, Teresa Strasser, Bryan Bishop from July of 2010

Adam Carolla (2:27)

All right, Steve?

Bryan Bishop (2:29)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla (2:30)

What do you got?

Bryan Bishop (2:30)

Give us a made up movie. What's that?

Adam Carolla (2:33)

Give us a made up movie.

Bryan Bishop (2:35)

Oh, okay. I'm on the air already.

Anderson Cowan (2:37)

Yeah, just like the Loveline Calls.

Bryan Bishop (2:41)

Bitter, B-I-T-T-E-R, Twitter, T-W-I-T-T-E-R.

Anderson Cowan (2:46)

All right, we're not putting it on a marquee.

Adam Carolla (2:49)

We get bitter Twitter. All right, T, what do you got?

Bryan Bishop (2:52)

Any thoughts?

Teresa Strasser (2:53)

Oh, my God. Bitter Twitter.

Anderson Cowan (2:55)

Can Mel Gibson please star in this one? I wish that was in the movie.

Adam Carolla (2:58)

How about a romantic comedy?

Anderson Cowan (2:59)

The Mel Gibson film.

Teresa Strasser (3:00)

Yes, definitely a romantic comedy, and this would be sort of the first movie that exploits Twitter as a medium for meeting people with 140 characters.

Adam Carolla (3:08)

Want to put Drew Barrymore in there?

Teresa Strasser (3:10)

Oh, you've got to.

Adam Carolla (3:11)

Yeah.

Teresa Strasser (3:12)

And I think she's got a really cold career oriented friend who is Kristen Bell. She's always uptight.

Adam Carolla (3:21)

Yeah, uptight.

Teresa Strasser (3:22)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla (3:22)

Yeah.

And let's put like Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in there. And the new, who's the black guy tells the, plays the piano, tells the jokes.

Alison Rosen (3:32)

Craig Robinson. Now, here's not, here you go, okay?

Teresa Strasser (3:36)

Now, occasionally somebody becomes an overnight Twitter sensation like this guy, shit my dad says, right? Let's just say that Drew Barrymore is, started writing tweets about her dating life. And she just was, had 12 followers, just her friends, whatever, and suddenly it just caught fire.

Bryan Bishop (3:54)

She's the bitter redhead.

Teresa Strasser (3:56)

Yes, and she became this huge, you know, she got a book deal and she became this huge Twitter sensation. And yet, she, her whole career was based on just being a single girl and tweeting about all her dating nightmares.