Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture
**Brandon McAfee** (0:00)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show. I have a good nut, and I'm nutting on my stomach.
**Drew Lane** (0:19)
I guess that's the number one song this week.
**Trudi Daniels** (0:21)
Is that what you played before the show?
**Drew Lane** (0:23)
That was really cool.
**Brandon McAfee** (0:23)
A little splat.
**Drew Lane** (0:25)
Who was that performer?
**Brandon McAfee** (0:27)
Oh, some child musician.
**Trudi Daniels** (0:29)
I see.
**Brandon McAfee** (0:30)
That'll be stuck in your head all day.
**Drew Lane** (0:32)
Hey, Brandon, want to bring up the Kacey Musgraves was introduced to her audience by lowering her onto the stage inside two testicles.
**Brandon McAfee** (0:41)
Oh, cool.
**Drew Lane** (0:41)
Which I thought was really weird. I mean, I guess she thought she didn't think they were two testicles, but they look just like two testicles.
**Trudi Daniels** (0:47)
I don't know what they were trying to prove.
**Brandon McAfee** (0:48)
She's doing.
**Drew Lane** (0:49)
Well, that's kind of what I thought. It was a Dina Santa Fonny move.
**Brandon McAfee** (0:52)
Oh, did she say something about it?
**Drew Lane** (0:54)
Well, you know, Dina knows what she's doing.
**Brandon McAfee** (0:57)
I don't know if Dina knew so much about the Beaver.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:00)
Look at that ball sack. I think she did.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:02)
What is this girl thinking?
**Drew Lane** (1:03)
Look, she's being lowered to the stage in what looks like two testicles.
**Eli Zaret** (1:07)
The audience probably loved it.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:08)
What is it supposed to be?
**Drew Lane** (1:10)
I don't know.
**Brandon McAfee** (1:11)
Disco balls.
**Drew Lane** (1:12)
I just saw.
**Brandon McAfee** (1:13)
Instead of a disco ball, it's a disco balls.
**Eli Zaret** (1:15)
Old man testicles too. See how far they're saying?
**Drew Lane** (1:19)
Oh, those are disco balls. Okay, they look like testicles because there's a sack.
Disco balls don't have a sack around them. Well, I guess if you had two, there might be a sack.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:27)
Is this concert sponsored by Truck Nuts?
**SPEAKER_8** (1:31)
I don't know what's going on.
**Drew Lane** (1:32)
I really don't.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:33)
That is just bizarre. I don't understand it.
**Drew Lane** (1:35)
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And, of course, Dr. Yeldo brings you Eli Zaret. How's Dr. Yeldo doing?
**Eli Zaret** (2:03)
Oh, he's good. He has some work on Sundays, but he'll be fixing some eyes this week, no doubt about it.
I don't know what the Tigers can fix at this point. What a mess. You know, BranDon pointed out, I said about two months ago, that they were dead beginning of June. They did have a brief moment of life, but this is just-
**Drew Lane** (2:20)
Well, it's more than a brief. They were almost 500 like a week ago.
**Eli Zaret** (2:23)
You're right.
**Brandon McAfee** (2:24)
They were in wild card position too.
**Eli Zaret** (2:25)
They were a half game back of the wild card about 10 days ago.
**Drew Lane** (2:29)
How far out are they now?
**Brandon McAfee** (2:31)
Two and a half, but they got a bunch of teams in front of them.
**Eli Zaret** (2:33)
Well, they lost tonight. They've lost eight of their last nine now. It's not over yet. Yeah, boy. It's over.
What are you talking about?
**Marc Fellhauer** (2:40)
It's only two shots at the top of the night.
**Eli Zaret** (2:41)
Oh, this one is- Well, Kyle Finnegan made sure it's over. He came in at-
It's just the bullpen is so pathetic. It's the reason that they're there. In fact, by the way, they're going to lose this 111 to 7 or something like that. That will make eight out of a nine.
And the Royals will have won eight in a row.
Here's some stats for you.
Tigers' run differential is very good this year. They are seventh in run differential. They're plus 77 Only the top playoff teams are ahead of them, like the Brewers and the Dodgers, the Yankees, Braves, Cubs, Red Sox. The reason, and they're way ahead of the eighth place team, the White Sox. It's because the Bullpen, check out the statistics, you're not going to believe it. They have saved 26 games this year, the Bullpen, and they've blown 28 saves. That means 28 times they came in with a lead and blew the lead. So the run differential is great. They've lost 37 games by one and two runs. Kyle Finnegan leads all of baseball with eight blown saves. And this isn't a save because he came in with them behind nine-seven, but made sure when he relieved Andrew Sears. By the way, so it's five to five, and this is how the Tigers have given up. Who comes in in a five-five game? A rookie who was never pitched in the major leagues before, Andrew Sears. They bring him up, he's looked, well, he's a 10th round draft pick from 23, but it's audition time. They're auditioning for next year. They are next year, and the game, of course, that stands out was the one a few days ago in Pittsburgh. Three-one in the eighth. Finnegan again comes in, gives up a run, and then Kenley Jansen, two home runs in the ninth inning for a walk-off against Pittsburgh. That one, I think, took all the air that was left in the balloon, put it that way.
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