Selma Blair Bites Flight Attendant & Gets Kicked Off Plane - H3 After Dark #112
H3 Podcast
October 13, 2026
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Speakers Ethan Klein, Harley Morrison, Hila Klein, David Valdes, Zach Derdak
TopicsComedy
Ethan Klein (0:04)
Hey, hey, what up, what up?
Harley Morrison (0:08)
For my, why am I so, what's going on here?
Hila Klein (0:11)
So tiny.
Harley Morrison (0:12)
What's happening?
SPEAKER_4 (0:14)
I moved back.
Harley Morrison (0:15)
You ever see, like, the first episode, it's like that, like, you're up there, you're like here.
SPEAKER_5 (0:20)
I'm like, I'm like far away, like, sitting on a stool or something.
Hila Klein (0:24)
I will never watch that episode. I will never ever fucking do it. I can't. I can't. I was so nervous.
Harley Morrison (0:31)
Well, if you ever wake up one day and catch it just running, like, if it's just on, like, you know, sometimes you nap on the couch and you wake up and it's like Ethan or me or you.
Hila Klein (0:41)
Yeah.
Harley Morrison (0:41)
Yeah. Just take note if it's the first episode.
Hila Klein (0:45)
I don't want to watch it.
I can't. You look so different.
Harley Morrison (0:49)
I know. I feel, I feel different.
Hila Klein (0:51)
What's the deal?
Harley Morrison (0:53)
I'm also, like, over here. Isn't the framing different right now?
Ethan Klein (0:57)
Yeah.
Harley Morrison (0:57)
Did I touch my set up? Did you touch your set up? No. Maybe I touched my set up.
Hila Klein (1:02)
Did I? David?
David Valdes (1:03)
I haven't moved anything.
Harley Morrison (1:06)
I know. You know, I did have, I had my buddy over. I had my buddy over. Oh, we are.
I had my buddy here. The one from the drinks from the garbage.
Hila Klein (1:17)
Amir. Yeah. Yeah.
Harley Morrison (1:18)
So he was probably, he may have touched all this shit. Also, we got rid of my mustache for Joker Baby.
Hila Klein (1:24)
Oh, that's what it is. You got rid of your mustache. It's already back?
Harley Morrison (1:30)
Well, it's not back. The rest is back. But.
Hila Klein (1:33)
Okay. You did a little shh.
Harley Morrison (1:34)
Was that me or was that the sound effect from the actual video? Because that sounded like it could have been me.
Hila Klein (1:39)
Well, since you said. First of all, today's episode is sponsored by Cozy Earth. Yay. We love them. I dressed cozy just for them today.
Speaking of Joker Baby, before we get into anything else.
David Valdes (1:54)
I think I'm going to go ahead and put the lips away, please.
Zach Derdak (1:58)
I think they're talking to Kate.
Hila Klein (1:59)
Your lips?
Harley Morrison (2:00)
I think they're talking to Kate.
Hila Klein (2:02)
Yeah.
My duck lips. My college duck lips. Yeah. That one, right?
Ethan Klein (2:08)
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Hila Klein (2:10)
Speaking of I'm the Joker Baby, someone put together a three-minute clip of you saying it throughout our episode. So let's just, I'm just want to zip through a little bit of this.
Harley Morrison (2:23)
Let's not spend too much time here.
Hila Klein (2:25)
No, please.
Of course not. Of course not. But I just thought this was great.
Harley Morrison (2:29)
I'm the Joker Baby. He is the Joker Baby.
SPEAKER_10 (2:32)
I'm the Joker Baby.
Harley Morrison (2:33)
He's the Joker Baby. I'm the Joker Baby. I can't believe I'm dressed as the Joker Baby. I like that I get tired of it in the middle and start doing my own version.
Hila Klein (2:39)
Yeah, like I'm the Joker Baby.
Harley Morrison (2:41)
And then I go back to it.
SPEAKER_10 (2:42)
I'm the Joker Baby.
Harley Morrison (2:43)
He's like the Joker Baby.
SPEAKER_10 (2:45)
I'm the Joker Baby. I'm the Joker Baby.
Harley Morrison (2:47)
He's the Joker Baby.
SPEAKER_10 (2:48)
Oh, there it is. The Joker Baby, the Joker Baby, the Joker Baby. I'm the Joker Baby.
SPEAKER_4 (2:55)
There is a funny comment.
Harley Morrison (2:57)
There is a funny comment. I think it was the person that made it. They had said someone was like, I forget what they said. But anyways, they're oh, yeah, it was how long they're like, I'm surprised there's only three minutes or something. Yeah. And the first is like one of the funnier things is that after every time Harley said it, Kate said it.
Like you probably sometimes you do that. You want it to try it on also. I'm trying.
SPEAKER_4 (3:21)
Well, I was I was trying to embrace it because at first I was just like, I can't do this.
Harley Morrison (3:27)
You got to surf it, Kate.
Hila Klein (3:29)
Yeah, you got to surf the wave.
SPEAKER_10 (3:31)
Yeah.
Hila Klein (3:32)
And so we did. At some point, I did start saying it with you.
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