Seahawks, Strategic Scoring & Celebrity Name Games
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
September 10, 2026
Nothing brings a morning show together quite like football, competition and immediately arguing over whether one member of the team’s score should even count.
Speakers Scott Rizzuto, Rafe, Kevin Nealon, Devon, Moon
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
Scott Rizzuto (0:00)
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Rafe (1:01)
Hey, it's Rafe. I'm here with Stewie from Stewart's American Morgan. Stew, ever since I closed my loan with you, I get scam letters left and right.
SPEAKER_3 (1:07)
You know, Rafe, that information you close your loan is public record.
Kevin Nealon (1:10)
So people get all kinds of junk in the mail.
Scott Rizzuto (1:12)
This is why you contact me on my personal cell phone. After you close the loan, I'm available nights, weekends.
Kevin Nealon (1:17)
Your home is the biggest investment you're going to make in your life. Don't you want someone you can contact when you need to contact them?
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Call the guy you can count on. It's Stew 314-324-4440. Or Google the bagel loan, NLS number 226715
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Kevin Nealon (2:35)
Hey, this is Kevin Nealon and you are listening to The Rizzuto Show. Happy birthday, Rizz. So, we all picked the Seahawks yesterday.
I think Devon didn't. Where is she?
SPEAKER_6 (2:45)
You fool.
SPEAKER_7 (2:47)
Oh, he's talking to Lori.
SPEAKER_6 (2:50)
Oh. Why do you think that?
Kevin Nealon (2:52)
I think I saw. Bet you didn't.
Devon (2:56)
You know, somebody, we got to be strategic here. Like, sometimes we got to take a risk to see what's going on, you know.
Kevin Nealon (3:02)
Well, here's what's going to have to happen. If we're playing the Fast Lane, I guess we can't count Devon's score for our team score.
Devon (3:07)
Oh, yeah.
Kevin Nealon (3:08)
Because it's now uneven.
Devon (3:09)
Right.
Kevin Nealon (3:10)
But she'll be eligible for our punishments.
Moon (3:11)
We're talking about you.
Devon (3:13)
Wow.
Kevin Nealon (3:13)
Yeah, we're talking about you. Wow.
Rafe (3:15)
We should get...
Kevin Nealon (3:15)
Did you not pick the Seahawks yesterday?
Devon (3:18)
Um, I can't remember who I picked.
Kevin Nealon (3:19)
I think you got a big zero.
Scott Rizzuto (3:21)
Great job. We need to look it up.
Rafe (3:23)
That should be how we weight this thing. We should get an extra person.
Devon (3:26)
That's actually a good point.
Kevin Nealon (3:28)
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