School Sucks - Safety Third 52

**Will** (0:00)
All right, are we ready?

**Kevin** (0:04)
I'm in the middle of cleaning. Maybe you guys can help me decide if it's something I need or something else.

**Will** (0:09)
Damn, look how sexy everybody looks. Are you drinking your chemistry again? Yup. God, that really looks, honestly, it's a cool cup. Nigel's drinking out of a beaker right now.
But part of me feels like it's, you're really irresponsible to have that kind of glassware in a lab.

**Nigel** (0:28)
I don't have any of these cups in the lab.

**Will** (0:30)
You're in the lab right now.

**Nigel** (0:32)
No, I'm in my office.

**Will** (0:34)
Where is the lab?

**Nigel** (0:35)
Like 25 feet away.

**Will** (0:37)
You ever seen the cleaning products, like Fabuloso? I think Fabuloso's one of them. There's a couple other where you can't quite tell if it's like a juice drink or a cleaner.

**Nigel** (0:50)
There's only one way to find out.

**Will** (0:53)
Oh, I think we were in Canada last time, and I remember seeing, this was like 2017 I remember seeing, oh gosh. Kevin's cleaning his office, and Nigel's drinking chemicals.
There's a brand of something in Canada that's like a generic brand that comes in like yellow containers.

**Nigel** (1:12)
Pinesaw? No.

**Will** (1:14)
No, it's like a generic product, but it literally just will say the name of what it is. So it's just a yellow thing and it says apple juice.

**Kevin** (1:25)
Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's called like-

**Nigel** (1:26)
Oh, No Name. No Name.

**Kevin** (1:29)
Yeah, yeah.

**Will** (1:30)
And I remember looking at those, and there's I think a wider range of products under No Name than there should be for the packaging to be that nondescript.

**Nigel** (1:41)
They have a lot, I think they've, there was a point where they were doing a lot. I feel like there's less now.

**Will** (1:47)
Like less products?

**Nigel** (1:49)
Yeah, I think there's fewer things out there. They were doing everything before.

**Will** (1:54)
Yeah, I remember like peanut butter.

**Kevin** (1:56)
I think I saw beer or something.

**Will** (1:59)
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

**Nigel** (2:00)
Go to the website, No Name, it burns your eyes.

**Will** (2:03)
Yeah, it is, it's very yellow. No Name, okay, where are the products? This is a disaster.

**Kevin** (2:09)
Is it no name.ca?

**Will** (2:11)
Yeah, it's not really No Name product.

**Nigel** (2:14)
DCS, all the prices of No Name are frozen against inflation until January 31st.

**Will** (2:21)
Wait, do you have a different website than us? Does it load differently for us?

**Kevin** (2:24)
No Name.ca.

**Will** (2:25)
It's not showing me any products.

**Nigel** (2:27)
No, mine doesn't have anything either.

**Will** (2:29)
Disgusting yellow.

**Kevin** (2:30)
Look, you can tell when we open the website because our face turns yellow.

**Nigel** (2:37)
It's actually horrible.

**Will** (2:39)
I wanna, wait, this isn't gonna make sense unless we can see a list of products. I wanna be able to read some of them off.
Like, is it, oh wait.

**Kevin** (2:47)
What a horrible website.

**Will** (2:49)
Yeah, it's really bad. It's really, like, even looking at Google Images for no-name products.

**Nigel** (2:53)
I looked up no-name product list.

**Will** (2:56)
I wanna find, like, chemicals and food that look horrifically similar.
Yeah, so here's a no-name fabric softener that's just in, like, a yellow jug. And we'll see if we can find, anyways.

**Nigel** (3:10)
I have, I sent a big thing. There's no-name vinegar.

**Kevin** (3:13)
I told my story before when I poured Gatorade, I had to index out into a Gatorade bottle because I needed a spray bottle. And then my little sister saw it and just drank it.

**Will** (3:30)
But we don't have to worry about this generic branding.

**Kevin** (3:47)
This is a high quality shirt.

**Will** (3:49)
It sounds like an ad when you say it like that. I said give me your honest opinion.
See, that's the thing, I wouldn't ask you for your honest opinion if I was afraid it would be bad.

**Kevin** (3:57)
I like it because I have shirts made with the same exact fabric. So I also have very good shirts that you should check out.

**Will** (4:12)
You know, you guys got to send your flights for everything. We just did the balance sheet for the Safety Third podcast, and I'm very happy to announce to everybody that we are profitable. Not by very much, but, Kelsey, so can we get a round of applause? The Safety Third podcast is not in the negative.
Not anymore. It was. Also, it helps that we haven't really been spending any money the past couple of months.