Sarah Millican: A Joke About Her Dad's Hands

**Sarah Millican** (0:06)
I see my dad for a hospital appointment recently, we're in the waiting area of the hospital. And the whole time I'm in the waiting area, I was putting an anti-bac on my dad's hands, anti-bac on his hands, anti-bac on his hands. And at one point he looked out at his hands and he went, when I die, these will still be alive. And they told us we had to put latex gloves on his hands, he had a dispenser on the wall, small, medium, large. My dad's got proper sort of dad meat shovel hands, so obviously I go for the large. I'm really struggling to get his hands in them, really struggling. It gave me flashbacks of last November when I was in John Lewis trying to get leather gloves on my hands, and the lady on the counter said, sorry, they just don't come that big. Fuck off, cows are massive.
I'm really struggling to get these latex gloves in my dad's hands, and at one point, he stopped me and he went, I never had this bother with du-rex. Ah!
But because this is my job, I automatically went, no dad, you should say, I always had this bother with du-rex. I mean, his joke better, his cock bigger, and it was heroin for both of us. Watch Sarah Millican, Late Bloomer, only on Netflix.