Sarah Millican: A Joke About An Audience Member's Bag

**Sarah Millican** (0:04)
Let me tell you one of my favorite answers. I was in York, and a lady right this side of the front row, I said, well, it's the most unusual thing you have in your bag. The lady on this side of the front row said, Stilton cheese. And I said, is it wrapped? And the man behind, I said, not well enough.
And I chatted to her for a bit, she was funny, I liked her a lot. I said, can I ask what's the real reason you've got Stilton cheese in your bag? She said, it's for medical reasons. I was like, that's clearly bullshit, right? She said, okay, have we got any doctors and nurses in the room? Loads of people went, yeah. I said, is there any medical reason why that lady would have Stilton cheese in her bag? And they all went, no. Apart from one lady on this side, the front row gave me a little wave. I said, what do you do, flower? She said, I'm a dermatologist. She said, in my opinion, I'm thinking, oh, proper medical opinion. She said, in my opinion, the only reason that lady would have Stilton cheese in her handbag is to mask the smell of her fanny.
They were in the same role, like they could see each other. And I think in another crowd, they might have been a fight, but because it was my lovely audience, the cheese data just leant forward, and she went, she's probably right, it is a bit pongy. Watch Sarah Millican, Late Bloomer, only on Netflix.