Sam Morril: A Joke About Amsterdam

Sam Morril (0:05)

I've been traveling a lot. I was just in Amsterdam for gigs, and my friends were like, dude, you're gonna party so hard. I was like, am I? I think 20-year-old me would have been like, oh my God, prostitutes, I'm 39 I went to the Anne Frank house. Both are sad.

I was reading reviews of Anne Frank's house on TripAdvisor. That's how much of a Jew I am. I was like, let me make sure it's not a rip, and here's a pro tip. Filter three stars and below. That's where you get the good shit. I saw one that just said, meh. And I was like, that's it? Then the review said, I mean, it's just a house. I was like, yeah, it's kind of what it's supposed to be. That's the significance. Also, that's how they bill it. They're not like, come check out Anne Frank's wild ride. I saw a one-star review. It said, unmerciful booking policy and appalling customer service. And I was like, this poor bastard had a bad day in Anne Frank's house. Type of guy that goes to the 9-Eleven Memorial. How was your trip in? Worst flight ever.

It's a 9-Eleven Holocaust, two for one. It's good bang for your comedy buck, guys. You know, it's, you know.

You're too kind. Anyway, I go to Anne Frank's house. I give the lady my ticket. She goes, you booked the wrong tour. I was like, what do you mean? She goes, you booked the Anne Frank walking tour. And I was like, walking tour? I was under the impression she was cooped up.

I said, can I just buy a ticket? She goes, no, this is a hot ticket. I was like, hot ticket? Easy. It's a live nation, jeez. I said, I can't just buy a ticket? She goes, no, it's very hard to get into. I said, I know, it took the Nazis two years. And she just walked away all smug. And I was like, you know, I could sneak in. How immersive an experience would it be to have to hide in Anne Frank's house? That's kind of the way it was meant to be seen. Call my mom, how was it? Very realistic. They were furious when they found me. Watch Sam Morril Incorrect, only on Netflix.