Salty Utah Queens - Lip Line in the Sand (RHOSLC S7E4)

Lara Marie Schoenhals (0:10)

Dolls, Todd's Hail.

Carey O'Donnell (0:12)

Pray for us in LA.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (0:15)

I am, there's a gathering happening at my apartment.

Carey O'Donnell (0:21)

Things are getting actually demonic. That's how hot it is.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (0:26)

My patio area, my luscious patio area that I've devoted my time, energy and skills, soul, into making a beautiful green space. You've seen it, you can attest.

Has become ground zero for a fly convention.

Carey O'Donnell (0:47)

The flying.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (0:48)

They have flown in from all over the United States. They are wearing... They've flown in from one place in particular. They're wearing lanyards, and they're having meet and greets, and taking meetings, and then having drinks afterwards.

Carey O'Donnell (1:02)

It's an AnarchoPoco conference in a tropical place.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (1:08)

I've never experienced this. They hang out on the plants, they lay in wait, and then when I come out, they go crazy, and when I come home, they go crazy, which is fun to have something caring.

Carey O'Donnell (1:20)

But I've, it's rare to see, like...

Lara Marie Schoenhals (1:23)

There's so many.

Carey O'Donnell (1:24)

So many, like, it's like humidity fly, it's like heat flies. It's just not...

SPEAKER_3 (1:28)

I think it's the heat.

Carey O'Donnell (1:30)

No, it is the heat, because we're getting...

Lara Marie Schoenhals (1:31)

But why me?

Carey O'Donnell (1:32)

Well...

Lara Marie Schoenhals (1:33)

Why my area?

Carey O'Donnell (1:33)

The greens. I think you just are in your courtyard, a lush...

Lara Marie Schoenhals (1:37)

They have recognized that it's like a great hang.

Carey O'Donnell (1:40)

They say this woman is really getting her life on. She's getting her rocks off. Let's mix it up.

But it's demonic, and I think they're also from hell.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (1:53)

They are. I'm like, who sent these to me? And may nothing negative you manifest against me prosper.

Carey O'Donnell (2:00)

No, I'm afraid. You sent me this video. That video you sent me scared me.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:04)

I knew it would scare you.

Carey O'Donnell (2:05)

Because they're large.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:07)

It's large flies standing still, all on a plant. There's literally like 50 of them.

Carey O'Donnell (2:14)

I follow this hot model who...

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:16)

Is he also embattled with flies?

Carey O'Donnell (2:19)

Yeah, he was swatting giant fat flies in his house. I don't know if he lives in LA or not. I'm assuming he does, but he made me think of you because I'm like, maybe this is... They're climate change flies.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:33)

So far, none of them have entered my house because I'm really fastidious about letting them settle before I quickly get in and quickly get out. But-

Carey O'Donnell (2:42)

You better be careful because that's Pazuzu.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:44)

No, it's Pazuzu.

Carey O'Donnell (2:46)

It's Demon of the Western Winds coming in from the desert, blowing into LA.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:54)

I hate nothing more than a fly in the house.

Carey O'Donnell (2:56)

I hate a fly.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (2:58)

I would rather have a spider in the house than a fly.

Carey O'Donnell (3:00)

Me too. I actually caught a fly mid-air last week in my house. I went like this.

I mean, granted, it wasn't moving that fast, but I still felt-

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:09)

But you're locked in. You're a sensei.

Carey O'Donnell (3:12)

I felt, and then I felt kind of-

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:14)

You're like, what do I do with it? What do you do?

SPEAKER_3 (3:17)

Did you crush it?

Carey O'Donnell (3:18)

No, I just kind of flushed it on the toilet.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:19)

You threw it in the toilet. Yeah.

Carey O'Donnell (3:22)

Well, I don't like to- Was it dead?

It was on its way out.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:25)

It was on its way out. It was moving slow.

Carey O'Donnell (3:27)

Yeah, it was verity. But I literally went, what's up?

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:33)

I respect that.

Carey O'Donnell (3:35)

I was fully like, I spoke fly.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:41)

I went, you were one with a fly. You were frog in that moment.

Carey O'Donnell (3:45)

I watched my mom do that once.

Lara Marie Schoenhals (3:48)

It's an O'Donnell thing.

Carey O'Donnell (3:49)

Well, I do feel like moms in general are like, they have like many. They're in many places at once and I do feel my mom was, and I remember just seeing her go. Quick reflexes. But it feels so good when you kill it.

Sometimes I try to, if I have the door open to my balcony, I try to go.