S4E46: Entrapment

**Devon** (0:00)
Hey, this is Entrapment.

**November Kelly** (0:04)
What?

**Abigail Thorn** (0:05)
I said this is called Entrapment.

**November Kelly** (0:25)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond. I am November Kelly, I am joined, as always, by my friends, Abigail Thorn and Devon.

**Abigail Thorn** (0:33)
Hello.

**Devon** (0:34)
Cowabunga.

**November Kelly** (0:35)
And, girls, I'm really lost, I don't know what movie we're doing. I've completely lost track of it.

**Devon** (0:42)
I don't...

**November Kelly** (0:43)
What episode is this? Like, I don't...
If only there was someone to tell me what film... Hey!

**Devon** (0:52)
This is Entrapment. Right, right, right.

**Abigail Thorn** (0:57)
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

**November Kelly** (0:59)
We are going back for more Old Sean Connery. This has been in the works for a long while. We've been brewing this one.

**Abigail Thorn** (1:07)
Old Man Connery!

**November Kelly** (1:08)
Old Man Connery! Yeah.

**Devon** (1:09)
You've gotta... Listen, it's so good to get an Old Man Connery, you gotta ration them out every year and a half.

**November Kelly** (1:15)
It's like unwrapping a chocolate, you know, from the selection box. It's like, being like, mmm, delicious, a little treat just for me. Metal Gear Solid 4 has been re-released.
People are thinking about Old Men again, and so it's really time to think about one of the most Old Men movies of all time. This is Old Man Excellence here.

**Devon** (1:35)
This is Old Man Excellence.

**Abigail Thorn** (1:36)
I had a great time, I've never seen this movie before, I'd never even heard of it before. And I really had a great time with it, and also found it to be, like, in some places, quite hot.

**November Kelly** (1:46)
So here's the thing, this is a romantic, erotic thriller, which is a genre that we don't really do any more because of... I don't know why we don't do this any more, and I think that's a grave, the grave shame, you know? Like...

**Devon** (2:00)
End of history, maybe. I mean, this is 1999, right?

**November Kelly** (2:04)
Yeah, the only person still making horny movies is Jane Schoenbrunn, basically. Like, other than that, nobody's doing the, like, erotic movie any more.

**Abigail Thorn** (2:12)
Yeah, like, the, the kind of age gap erotic romance is like Jane Schoenbrunn, and then that's the gap.

**November Kelly** (2:17)
Yeah, I mean, I have some thoughts, right, because this movie, I enjoyed it for what it was, but I couldn't help but sort of fan cast a little bit, and so every so often in the course of this recording, I am just gonna shout names at you.
Because I think, I think Sean Connery, right, is, is, obviously, he's our goats, right, brackets, don't ask. But he-

**Devon** (2:42)
I don't think that is the conclusion we came to.

**November Kelly** (2:44)
No, it's not.

**Abigail Thorn** (2:45)
We refuse those, but yes.

**Devon** (2:47)
But he is the goat.

**November Kelly** (2:48)
Yeah, he's our original Bond, right. And so, I think, we love an old Connery, we love an old Connery movie, in the canon of old Connery's, I don't think this is his best. I don't think he's great in this.

**Abigail Thorn** (3:02)
Well, it's no League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

**Devon** (3:04)
Well, exactly.

**November Kelly** (3:04)
It's no Wind and the Lion. No, no, no, absolutely not.

**Devon** (3:09)
Oh, no.

**Abigail Thorn** (3:09)
That's a movie. This is the first time I have ever found Sean Connery sexy in all the Connery movies.

**Devon** (3:15)
Really?

**November Kelly** (3:17)
Okay.

**Abigail Thorn** (3:17)
Yeah, and I really like his performance in this, so now we have conflict of this episode.

**November Kelly** (3:23)
They do really try, yeah, we do, the crystals sort of misalign.

**Abigail Thorn** (3:26)
Yeah, I think his acting in this is great.

**November Kelly** (3:28)
Of course, we have conflict in this movie from the first frame because it flashes up a big red trap. At me, on screen, and I go, what did you fucking call me?
Yeah. It's like, you know.

**Devon** (3:41)
The M. Night Shyamalan?

**November Kelly** (3:44)
And it's like, oh, sorry, we forgot the N and the ment. Yeah.

**Devon** (3:48)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Abigail Thorn** (3:50)
So.

**Devon** (3:50)
But there is, someone is doing diabolic shit. Yeah! And I like seeing someone do diabolic type shit.

**November Kelly** (3:57)
As we learned from past episode Top Kathy, and future episode When Tom Cruise Dies, Mission Impossible, heisting is about some high wire suspension bonded Shibari nonsense. Yes. Yes. It's a harness based activity, like a lot of lesbianism, right? Like, it's like, you gotta, like, repel down the side of a building, and perfectly sort of open a window frame and remove the entire window from the wall, and then, like, lightly, uh, sort of slide into the building. Slip inside, like a, yeah.