S2E17: Goodnight, I Hope You're Happy

Alyx Montiel (0:16)

Well, hi.

Amador Montiel (0:18)

Hello.

Alyx Montiel (0:20)

Welcome to Season 2, Episode 17 of History & Herstory Podcast.

I'm Alyx, and that's Amador. Hi, Amador.

Amador Montiel (0:29)

Hi, Alyx. We're back in action.

Alyx Montiel (0:35)

Better than ever.

Amador Montiel (0:38)

So we took a week off, as everyone might have noticed.

And we'll kind of get into that a little bit. Nothing big, nothing drastic. It was more so just we have a lot of stuff going on, which we'll also get into a little bit later.

Alyx Montiel (0:51)

Yeah, we kind of just forgot.

Amador Montiel (0:53)

Top of the hour, or top of the show, though. I want to make sure we say huge shout out, huge thanks to Mr. Andrew Minard for coming onto the show, leaving his dirty, disgusting socks in the studio.

They will be promptly burned.

Alyx Montiel (1:14)

This room smelled like four boys' assholes when I walked in.

Amador Montiel (1:19)

Everybody left. Yeah, didn't smell great. And I got to work in this room. I opened the window, I burned a candle. Burned some sage, get rid of all the scent demons.

Yeah, so last week, it was my birthday, which do you remember what we talked about for my birthday?

Alyx Montiel (1:37)

I have no idea. Well, yeah, it was your birthday, the day of...

Amador Montiel (1:41)

I like how no idea is just your go-to, because you never know what we talked about.

Alyx Montiel (1:46)

Well, that was a big hint, because earlier today, I was thinking about it, and I was like, man, I don't... Like, pregnant brain, I got no idea of what we was talking about.

Amador Montiel (1:56)

Pregnant brain, this has been going on long before you were pregnant.

Alyx Montiel (1:59)

I mean, yeah, but now it's for real.

Amador Montiel (2:02)

Anyway, so we talked about all the fantastic, wonderful, weird, crazy events that have happened on September 7th across the world, some bigger than others, Tupac.

Alyx Montiel (2:13)

Since the beginning of time.

Amador Montiel (2:15)

Some smaller than others, the white-size season, like 39 players and two doubleheader. Yeah, so anyway, big thank you to Andrew for coming out. I'm Trey, and Nick also came out for my birthday the next day. We all went out and got pretty hammered.

Friday night, Andrew made friends with a guy who only had one hand, it was pretty neat.

Alyx Montiel (2:40)

Yeah, nobody was moving too fast on Saturday morning.

Amador Montiel (2:43)

Yeah, no, Saturday morning, everyone was kind of dragging.

I threw up for the first time drinking alcohol, from drinking alcohol too much in a long time. You, it's pretty common. It's kind of your go-to, but I mean, not now since you're pregnant, but back in your heavier days. Your drinking days, yeah. It's pretty normal for you, which I always thought was weird, because it's only happened to me maybe three times total, including two weeks ago.

Alyx Montiel (3:16)

Yeah, I'm a puke-er.

Amador Montiel (3:18)

See, it doesn't really bother me, but I've had food poisoning and stuff. I don't look forward to it, but I always know once I get through this, then I'm good.

Alyx Montiel (3:29)

Right, that's kind of how I feel. That's mostly how I feel.

I know this is gonna help me feel better. I might have to do it again later, but I'm gonna feel better for a while. See, I've never had to do that. I've been out with friends that puke at the bar and then keep drinking. Same. And I'm like, what?

I'm done for. If I'm puking at the bar, there's a problem.

Amador Montiel (3:54)

Yeah, I'm blacking out at that point. So I'm not remembering how I get home.

Alyx Montiel (3:58)

Usually I'm a day at the hangover pukes.

Amador Montiel (4:02)

Yeah, so shout out. I mean, not shout out, but, you know.

Sorry to all the people listening. They're like, I don't want to hear about this. It's life.

Alyx Montiel (4:11)

Well, I think-

Amador Montiel (4:12)

Welcome to being an adult.

Alyx Montiel (4:13)

Right.

Amador Montiel (4:13)

We talk about adult things and adult concepts on this show.

Alyx Montiel (4:17)

Now I'm trying to think of the only time that I've ever puked while drinking was at that house on Central in Missoula with that big white house that we lived in.

Amador Montiel (4:29)

People were doing coke off the counters and stuff.

Alyx Montiel (4:33)

Um, not me, mom. For real, not me.

Or my brother. My brother was there for that.

Amador Montiel (4:42)

You lived with a bunch of losers at that house, so.