S13 EP8: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun. An army hung on her every word.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
My champions, I have sold my chariot on Carvana. It was a lovely SUV, an inexplicably queenly offer. They're even coming to the castle to collect it. Tonight, we feast.
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:31)
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**Rob Beckett** (0:59)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (1:01)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:36)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with...

**SPEAKER_3** (1:38)
Fred, can you say Rob Beckett? Can you say Rob Beckett?

**Rob Beckett** (1:51)
And can you say Josh Widdicombe? Josh Widdicombe?
I mean, I'm not even sure that sounds like a baby.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:01)
So, no, that's what I thought.

**Rob Beckett** (2:04)
I do want to, is that a cat?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:07)
Or like a door?
Hello, you sexy, relatable bastard. This is my 7.5-month-old Fred, attempting to say your name, sort of. He was particularly impatient that it meant waiting for the next spoonful of porridge. Good man. Good, man.

**Rob Beckett** (2:22)
So he wasn't doing it on cue.
He was. Complaining for porridge.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:26)
I've listened to the show since I started before. Having kids have since become a step mum to a three year old boy, Elliot, and we welcome Fred to our family on the 22nd of December last year.

**Rob Beckett** (2:36)
Shagging in my heart. What is it now? I got loads of time to shag before March.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:41)
Yeah, we really, let's be honest, Rob. We've totally forgotten about that. Last time we went to that was about three years ago. You out loud had the thought process that I had to that thing where you don't even know which month it is.

**Rob Beckett** (2:54)
I just know it's hot, but it's always been hot for months now.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:57)
Oh, it's killing me.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:58)
I love it. I'm buzzing it.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:01)
I'm so bored of shorts.

**Rob Beckett** (3:05)
I know you shouldn't love it, but I'm absolutely loving it. I don't know if it's like bad and that, but I'm quite, I quite like it.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:12)
Are you a hot weather guy?

**Rob Beckett** (3:13)
Do you know what? I'm a consistency guy.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:17)
So could you live in LA? Well, apart from your personality?

**Rob Beckett** (3:21)
I quite like it, I quite like it.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:24)
Let me put it this way, Rob. I don't think LA people are your people. You have an issue with the odd, say, fake person over here.

**Rob Beckett** (3:33)
Hang on, hang on. All I've said is a lot of being hot.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:37)
I know.

**Rob Beckett** (3:37)
You've just had a character assassination for no reason. No, I hate LA. And then put me in LA and told me off for being there. I've not mentioned LA.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:44)
Well, I don't think you should go there.

**Rob Beckett** (3:47)
You asked, would you like to go to LA? And I've not answered. And then you've told me all the reasons why I wouldn't like it.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:52)
Well, I had four days in LA on holiday. I hated it.

**Rob Beckett** (3:57)
I've been to LA a couple of times. I think I haven't worked it out, if that makes sense. I don't know where I should be.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:04)
Yeah, it's too big. You have to drive everywhere. There's no center to it.

**Rob Beckett** (4:08)
No.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:08)
And everyone's there to work. Everyone is there to work. And they all think they're incredibly important.