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S13 EP7: The one where Rob gets a speeding ticket in Germany

Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe

August 10, 2026

More adventures in parenting (and life) from Rob and Josh... Rob has driven all the way back from Germany with the family after a trip to Europa Park. Josh tries to record the podcast while kids in the house play with whistles and bells.
Speakers: Rob Beckett, Josh Widdicombe, Michael

Topics: Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting

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**Rob Beckett** (1:59)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (2:01)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (2:22)
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**Rob Beckett** (2:36)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:39)
Bella, can you say Rob?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:41)
Rob. Beckett.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:43)
And can you say Josh?

**Rob Beckett** (2:45)
Josh.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:45)
Widdicombe.

**Rob Beckett** (2:46)
Good girl.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:48)
There we go, Rob.

**Rob Beckett** (2:49)
That's good. Efficient, in and out, boss.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:51)
Hello, you sexy and relatable legends. I don't like inefficient. Here's a clip of my adorable.

**Rob Beckett** (2:57)
Pardon? Hang on. Sorry, sorry. You don't like inefficient?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:03)
No, I'm unprofessional. I'm not inefficient. I'm unprofessional.
Well, yeah, well, I'd say- No, I'm not unprofessional. I'm disorganized.

**Rob Beckett** (3:11)
You're disorganized, but then disorganization leads to inefficiency.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:15)
Yeah, what I don't like, I suppose.

**Rob Beckett** (3:17)
At the moment, Josh, you're currently in a room where the door doesn't shut. Yeah. And it's quite echoey and we can hear your children playing.
And-

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:26)
Yeah, but-

**Rob Beckett** (3:27)
I'd say that isn't an efficient podcasting space.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:31)
No, but I suppose the other argument is-

**Rob Beckett** (3:33)
Yeah.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:33)
I've given up an hour of my holiday to keep us on track, which is a pretty, whereas other people wouldn't have done that. So that's quite an efficient thing to do.

**Rob Beckett** (3:42)
Or quite noble, quite noble of noble.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:44)
Yeah, well, no, not noble. I'd say it's the least you'd expect of three people running one of the biggest podcasts in Europe is to be able to give up an hour of their holiday.

**Rob Beckett** (3:57)
Yeah, an hour of the holiday. Yeah. But we're here now.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:01)
Why do we always say in Europe? It feels weird. Let's just say it.

**Rob Beckett** (4:05)
Because it's much bigger podcasts in the rest of the world. That's why.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:08)
Let's say in the world, excluding America, let's take, I reckon, I don't reckon that there's many big ones. What is it?

**Rob Beckett** (4:13)
EMEA? Europe, Middle East.
When I do award ceremonies, it always says like the vice president of EMEA. And I'm like, what the that? But I think it's called Europe, Middle East.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:25)
And Asia.

**Rob Beckett** (4:26)
EMEA.

**Michael** (4:27)
It's Africa the last day.

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