S13 EP5: You seem really unhinged

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:31)
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**SPEAKER_4** (0:59)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:28)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (1:36)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:51)
Unlike the requests for ice creams from the kids.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:53)
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**Rob Beckett** (2:05)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with...

**Michael** (2:07)
Raffy, can you say Rob Beckett?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:10)
Rob Beckett.

**Michael** (2:13)
Can you say Josh Widdicombe? Josh Widdicombe.
Very good.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:28)
There we go.

**Rob Beckett** (2:29)
Very good.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:31)
Very good.

**Rob Beckett** (2:32)
Was he doing that from a crisp packet?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:34)
Yeah, it was a weird sound. Sorry, I was just...

**Rob Beckett** (2:38)
It took you off your shrine of it, didn't it?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:39)
Sorry, I just read that this person's from Exeter.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:42)
I got quite excited.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:44)
Could you ever do Whimsy, Rob?

**Rob Beckett** (2:46)
I've had a go.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:47)
I've had a go. Do you know what?

**Rob Beckett** (2:49)
I prefer being funny. The dog's barking. Can you just rustle that out?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:54)
I thought you preferred being funny. Fucking hell. What a start.
The dog's barking. It'll come back.

**Rob Beckett** (3:05)
Imagine if he didn't.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:06)
Imagine if that's it. Imagine if that's the end of the pod. Rob never comes back.

**Rob Beckett** (3:10)
There's no tragedy. He just disappeared forever.

**Ramesh** (3:13)
Who are you bringing in?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:14)
That is a tragedy. That would be weird.

**Ramesh** (3:17)
Obviously, yeah, we'd be sad to lose him, et cetera, et cetera.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:20)
I don't think the pod would recover if Rob Beckett went missing now.

**Rob Beckett** (3:24)
I think it would become the world's greatest true crime podcast.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:27)
Yeah, it would be incredible. But I don't think we could go back to me and Ramesh talking about our kids, and it would be Ramesh.

**Michael** (3:35)
I think you probably could in about four to six weeks.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:38)
Do you think? I think that might make me a suspect. Do you know what I mean?
I think that would make people would go, oh, he moved on very quickly, and he seems to have wanted to do it with Ramesh. So has he bumped Josh, bumped Rob off?

**Rob Beckett** (3:55)
Yeah, people are looking at the new deal structure and what split is going where.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:58)
Yeah, exactly. Ramesh is on a slightly worse split than Rob was.

**Rob Beckett** (4:02)
What?

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:03)
We just had quite an interesting chat. Oh. If you'd never come back and you'd just disappeared, and that was the last ever people heard of Rob Beckett. Oh, wow.
Whether, A, obviously it would become such a huge news story.

**Rob Beckett** (4:18)
Yeah.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:19)
But whether I would then be able to continue the pod with Ramesh in four to six weeks, or whether that would make me a suspect.