S13 EP3: Camera on a yoghurt

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun. An army hung on her every word.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:31)
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**Rob Beckett** (0:59)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (1:06)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:21)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (1:25)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:35)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with...

**SPEAKER_6** (1:38)
Harry, can you say Rob Beckett?
And can you say Josh Widdicombe? Well done.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:53)
There we go.

**Rob Beckett** (1:54)
That was a good one.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:55)
Hi, you sexy and relatable lot. This is my two-year-old Harry saying your names with a little hiccup. I absolutely loved the intro that was sent in with the adorable hiccup. And when Harry started a little hiccup moment, I had to take advantage. I didn't hear it.

**Rob Beckett** (2:10)
I think you might have thought he just stumbled on the word, but it was a hiccup.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:15)
No, I was like, no.

**Rob Beckett** (2:16)
Oh, there you go.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:18)
There you go. As a child whose parents sent a video in of me to You've Been Framed When I Was Three, and who has relived it almost every year since, I figured that this was my moment to continue that tradition and give him a solid, tell me something interesting about yourself sort of story for future. I don't think it's that interesting. I'm afraid, Rachel.
He'd been sexually relatable, Rachel, 34, from Chorley.

**Rob Beckett** (2:40)
That is a bold thing to bring up first week of uni when everyone's going around in a circle.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:45)
Yeah, because you've been framed, I would say, is ageless. I'd say most people of any age group know you've been framed.
The chances of Harry, was it?

**Rob Beckett** (2:58)
Harry Hickup?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:59)
Harry, who's two, in 16 years, this being a reference that his generation understands, the chances are long, Rob. No disrespect to either of us.

**Rob Beckett** (3:12)
So who is it again? Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe. Those two, they're both in prison now, aren't they?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:17)
Yeah, yeah.

**Rob Beckett** (3:17)
But yeah, well, you've been framed as such a classic. But then who knows? Maybe, maybe, maybe it will. We don't give out 250 quid, though, do we? Which is a lot of money, actually, on reflection. That's a decent wage now.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:28)
I wonder how often her family debate whether she should have got the money for whatever she did falling through a plate glass window or whatever she did.

**Rob Beckett** (3:34)
Well, I think famously, I say famously is quite bold. I've told you the story of when I won a hundred pounds on a fruitini.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:42)
No, I don't know if I remember this story, but I'll take it again.

**Rob Beckett** (3:45)
At school, my mom used to give me tins of fruit with a ring pull, yeah?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:49)
Yeah.

**Rob Beckett** (3:49)
And a fruitini, it was called. And I pulled it, you've won a hundred pounds.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:54)
Yeah.

**Rob Beckett** (3:54)
Great. I've won a hundred pounds.
Take it home. Mom takes it, spends it on all three of the boys. We've got track suits.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:01)
We had a very similar thing.

**Rob Beckett** (4:03)
Plymouth.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:03)
When we 50-50 draw Plymouth.

**Rob Beckett** (4:05)
Yeah. We have spoken about this four or five times, probably.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:09)