S13 EP2: Big Pants Update and a seagull attacks Josh

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Michael** (1:33)
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**SPEAKER_3** (1:36)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:59)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (2:06)
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**Rob Beckett** (2:21)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (2:23)
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**Rob Beckett** (2:35)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with...

**SPEAKER_2** (2:39)
Mama, are you? Ella?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:41)
Sweetheart? Ella, can you say Rob Beckett?

**Michael** (2:49)
Good job.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:51)
Good job.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:52)
And can you say Josh Widdicombe?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
Spider. Is it spider?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:58)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:59)
How funny. Can you say Josh Widdicombe?

**Rob Beckett** (3:05)
Josh Widdicombe.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:13)
Ella, can you say Josh Widdicombe?

**Michael** (3:17)
Good job.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:19)
Did you do Windy Pox?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:21)
Yeah.

**Rob Beckett** (3:23)
Pretty cute, that one. Even for an old, sour, slag like me.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:29)
Oh, you're dead behind the eyes, aren't you, Rob? You're dead behind the eyes.

**Rob Beckett** (3:32)
Do you know what? Yeah.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:34)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:34)
I rubbed Josh Widdicombe.

**Rob Beckett** (3:36)
I swing in and out of it. I'm all right. I'm good.
I can see my diary clearing up and opening up, and I can feel myself relaxing.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:46)
After all these years, you finally opened up your diary.

**Rob Beckett** (3:49)
I'm three weeks away from just fucking having a cup of tea and wearing hemp.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:54)
Oh, yeah.

**Rob Beckett** (3:54)
Can you wear hemp?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:56)
Not if you want to look good.

**Rob Beckett** (3:57)
I might do a sage. You know, a burned sage in my house.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:01)
Yeah. So talk to me about it. Well, let me talk about this, and then I'm going to see about your new hippie persona.

**Rob Beckett** (4:07)
I'm making this up as I go along.

**Josh Widdicombe** (4:07)
Sorry about the fart midway through. I was going to re-record it as I also hate my embarrassing mum voice in this.
This is my daughter Bella just before she turned two. Mentioned at the time, but somehow forgot for about months. Never miss a podcast. I'm a huge fan of you both and love seeing you live. Bella's now two and a half, if it's definitely like living with a tiny stand up comedian. A big shout out to my sister-in-law Kaz in Tunbridge, Wales, who got me hooked on this when Bella was born. Thanks and love, Emily and Epsom.