S13 EP17: Your dog is skinny, but you is fat...

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SPEAKER_3 (1:08)

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Josh Widdicombe (1:30)

This episode is presented by TUI.

Rob Beckett (1:32)

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Josh Widdicombe (1:34)

Oh, you've got to love it. Who wouldn't love it, Rob?

Rob Beckett (1:36)

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Josh Widdicombe (1:38)

You don't get enough of them. That's the problem.

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Josh Widdicombe (1:44)

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Rob Beckett (1:56)

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Josh Widdicombe (2:01)

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Rob Beckett (2:10)

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SPEAKER_6 (2:24)

Can you say Rob Beckett?

SPEAKER_1 (2:26)

Rob Beckett.

SPEAKER_7 (2:28)

Can you say Josh Widdicombe?

SPEAKER_1 (2:34)

Thank you.

Rob Beckett (2:36)

Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_7 (2:39)

Thank you.

Josh Widdicombe (2:40)

Well, this is Conny, age 3 and 11 months. Just started school with her big brother, Freddie, age 7 Been listening since lockdown and love the podcast. Yes, every time I go on holiday, I do get asked if I'm English or if I'm Johnny English when hotel reception see the passport. Robert English.

What?

Rob Beckett (2:59)

His name's Robert English.

Josh Widdicombe (3:01)

Yeah. Fair enough.

Rob Beckett (3:03)

You all right there, mate?

Josh Widdicombe (3:05)

Yeah, I didn't understand the Johnny English bit, but I suppose, fair enough. It's just the word.

Rob Beckett (3:10)

Mr. Bean, the Mr. Bean film.

Josh Widdicombe (3:12)

Yes, I know that was based on a debit card advert or a credit card advert.

Rob Beckett (3:17)

Was it?

Josh Widdicombe (3:18)

Yeah.

Rob Beckett (3:19)

The kids watched the Bumblebee one.

Josh Widdicombe (3:21)

Oh, yeah. Good?

Rob Beckett (3:22)

Yeah, not too bad. How are you, Josh? You good? You're the same color as the hotel room.

Josh Widdicombe (3:26)

I'm not very well.

Rob Beckett (3:28)

Oh, what's wrong?

Josh Widdicombe (3:29)

I think I've got, well, Rob, I don't want to go too graphic.

Rob Beckett (3:32)

Okay, go on.

Josh Widdicombe (3:33)

I've got stomach problems.

Rob Beckett (3:35)

Oh.

Josh Widdicombe (3:36)

I just keep needing a piss.

Rob Beckett (3:38)

Okay.

Josh Widdicombe (3:39)

And I'm constipated, and I've got stomach pains.

Rob Beckett (3:42)

So you can't shit, but you can't stop pissing?

Josh Widdicombe (3:45)

Yeah.

Rob Beckett (3:46)

So full beans one way, no beans the other.

Josh Widdicombe (3:48)

Exactly, Rob. And I feel like I need a piss, and then it takes ages to have it. I've got a UTI, I think, or something.

Rob Beckett (3:56)

And it's painful. So what would help you now?

Josh Widdicombe (4:00)

I'm just fucked. What would help me now?

Rob Beckett (4:02)

Yeah.

Josh Widdicombe (4:03)

Well, there's nothing you can do from that distance.

Rob Beckett (4:05)

I'm just trying to lend a supportive ear.

Josh Widdicombe (4:08)

Well, I've bought some, when I came into town, I've bought some, I won't say the brand because they're not paying us, some clinically proven medicine for short-term occasional constipation.