Topics: Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting
**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:29)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (0:58)
This episode is presented by TUI.
**Rob Beckett** (1:00)
You've got to love a family holiday, Josh.
**Josh Widdicombe** (1:02)
Oh, you've got to love it. Who wouldn't love it, Rob?
**Rob Beckett** (1:04)
But do you know what the problem with holidays is?
**Josh Widdicombe** (1:07)
You don't get enough of them. That's the problem.
**Rob Beckett** (1:09)
Exactly. So you need to make the most of your holiday, which is why TUI gives you more.
**Josh Widdicombe** (1:13)
So that's got to be easy booking for incredible destinations with amazing hotels that offer all the things you love. Perfect beaches, mouthwatering food, on-site splash parks, wellness centers, swim up suites, and fun stuff for the kids.
**Rob Beckett** (1:26)
And now you can get even more by joining the brand new TUI Smiles Reward Club for free.
**Josh Widdicombe** (1:31)
We're talking members only deals, personalized rewards from TUI and some of their brilliant partners and plenty of chances to win amazing prizes.
**Rob Beckett** (1:40)
Love it. Get more from your holiday book now and discover the TUI Smiles Reward Club at tui.co.uk.
**Josh Widdicombe** (1:47)
Atoll and ABTA protected.
**Rob Beckett** (1:51)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with...
**Josh Widdicombe** (1:55)
Ronnie, can you say Rob? Rob.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:58)
Beckett. Beckett.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:00)
And can you say Josh?
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:01)
Josh.
**Rob Beckett** (2:02)
Widdicombe.
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:03)
Widdicombe.
**Rob Beckett** (2:04)
Well done. Go on, Ronnie.
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:06)
Ronnie, great name. This is my nephew Ronnie, age two, saying your names on a recent holiday to Majorca.
I'm also mom myself to Florence 7 and Arthur 3 My son Arthur has a speech disorder. I hope one day he'll be able to say the intro, but until that day, Ronnie will do. Oh, that's nice. Do you know what, Grace, you can have...
I was going to say fast track. I don't know how. I can't help you on that, actually.
**Rob Beckett** (2:32)
Hey, well, look, I'm sure he'll be absolutely fine to do it at some point. I had a speech disorder. Disorder, did you say? Is that the right word?
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:40)
Yep.
**Rob Beckett** (2:41)
And had speech therapy, and now I speak for a living.
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:44)
Too much. Thank you for all the laughs.
**Rob Beckett** (2:46)
Anything that I've overdosed.
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:48)
And keeping me company on my early and late commutes to Heathrow while I work for Rob's favorite airline. All the best, Grace, from Fleet in Hampshire.
**Rob Beckett** (2:56)
You want mine?
**Josh Widdicombe** (2:57)
Very good. Well, not great, Rob, but we're going to do an emails episode.
**Rob Beckett** (3:02)
Correspondence.
**Josh Widdicombe** (3:04)
Correspondence episode, because I can't quite take on talking about the present at this moment.
**Rob Beckett** (3:10)
Okay. You've dropped a bit of a sort of...
You've made people be more interested about what you're up to, what's going on.
**Josh Widdicombe** (3:18)
Well, no, actually, last episode...
**Rob Beckett** (3:20)
Or do you want to mention it slightly?
**Josh Widdicombe** (3:22)
Yeah, I'll mention it slightly.
Last episode, I was in a dark place, then I was in a great place. Do you remember the last episode? I started in quite a bad mood, Rob.
**Rob Beckett** (3:30)
Yes, you weren't very...
**Josh Widdicombe** (3:32)
It was the worst mood I've ever been on Parenting Hell.
**Rob Beckett** (3:35)
Yeah, I'd say it was very...
It wasn't very me. No, it was quite a shock. It felt a bit like you'd caught me and Rose having an affair.
**Josh Widdicombe** (3:43)
And then gone through with the podcast.
**Rob Beckett** (3:45)
Yeah, because, you know, contractual obligations.
**Josh Widdicombe** (3:47)
I've got to deal with Spotify. At the end of the day, I'm a professional.
**Rob Beckett** (3:54)
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