S13 EP1: Hotdogs for Breakfast

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**SPEAKER_1** (0:55)
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**SPEAKER_1** (1:11)
So order more pizza.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:13)
The math demands it.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:15)
Get the Venmo debit card.

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**Rob Beckett** (1:25)
This episode is presented by Monzo. Josh, I love the summer holiday. Aside from being asked for an ice cream every 32 seconds.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:33)
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**Rob Beckett** (1:47)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (1:50)
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**Rob Beckett** (2:02)
Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:08)
You've got to be kidding me.

**Rob Beckett** (2:10)
I'd say Josh, this is peak Josh Widdicombe disorganisation today. Skin looks good, though.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:16)
Can you say Rob Beckett?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:21)
What about Josh Widdicombe?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:22)
Josh Widdicombe.

**Rob Beckett** (2:24)
Are they stateside? Do they say your name in a good way?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:27)
Yeah, and I like the parents taking it in turns.
This is Moe. That's a cool name.

**Rob Beckett** (2:35)
Like Moe, like Moe Molen, like Moe Slater.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:40)
Moe Slater or Moe?

**Rob Beckett** (2:41)
Big Moe, little Moe. Carball Moe.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:44)
So we are big fans of the pod. Got into the show around when he was born. They're not exactly sure when, since that time was a bit of a blur. We're not British in any way.

**Rob Beckett** (2:54)
Love it. No connection.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:56)
Do you want to know what they found us through? Taskmaster, our gateway drug to British comedy. Last one laughing. Moe has started repeating everything we say, which let me snag this recording. Unfortunately, it also led to him shouting free ball over and over when we had set him down without a diaper the other day. What's free ball? Is that one of the ones we've seen?

**Rob Beckett** (3:14)
What the fuck's a diaper as well?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:16)
Oh, yeah.

**Rob Beckett** (3:17)
I'm so British. I don't even know what that means.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:21)
Becca, 404 months. Brian, 406 months.

**Rob Beckett** (3:24)
Two things here. Americans say your name with respect. When people say your name in this country, it's sort of like a Widdicombe, Widdicombe, it's a bit flimsy-wimsy, but it's a Widdicombe, it's like, Widdicombe. It was quite strong.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:37)
Too right, too right, Rob.

**Rob Beckett** (3:39)
Taskmaster, we came back from Crete, went to Crete on holiday, and at Hania Airport that I called Chania Airport for a year up until I got to Hania Airport, they do a thing where classic, classic summer holiday, small airport vibes. You sit in an air-conditioned airport until they board you for the plane and then make you stand outside in 32 degrees behind the corded-off area before the bus comes. So everyone's blood-red, hot and angry from being quite chilled out. Anyway, as we're waiting, a guy comes over. When anyone in a high-vis speaks to you at an airport, I'm stressed. I think I've done something wrong. I'm not getting on the plane.