Round the Red Lamp: Being Facts and Fancies of Medical Life Story 14 - The Doctors of Hoyland

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Round the Red Lamp by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Section 17 THE DOCTORS OF HOYLAND Dr. James Ripley was always looked upon as an exceedingly lucky dog by all of the profession who knew him. His father had preceded him in a practice in the village of Hoyland, in the north of Hampshire, and all was ready for him on the very first day that the law allowed him to put his name at the foot of a prescription. In a few years the old gentleman retired and settled on the south coast, leaving his son in undisputed possession of the whole countryside. Save for Dr. Horton, near Basingstoke, the young surgeon had a clear run of six miles in every direction, and took his fifteen hundred pounds a year, though, as is usual in country practices, the stable swallowed up most of what the consulting room earned.

Dr. James Ripley was two and thirty years of age, reserved, learned, unmarried, with set rather stern features, and a thinning of the dark hair upon the top of his head, which was worth quite a hundred a year to him. He was particularly happy in his management of ladies. He had caught the tone of bland sternness and decisive suavity, which dominates without offending. Ladies, however, were not equally happy in their management of him.

Professionally, he was always at their service. Socially, he was a drop of quicksilver. In vain, the country mamas spread out their simple lures in front of him. Dances and picnics were not to his taste, and he preferred, during his scanty leisure, to shut himself up in his study, and to bury himself in Virkow's archives and the professional journals. Study was a passion with him, and he would have none of the rust which often gathers round a country practitioner. It was his ambition to keep his knowledge as fresh and bright as at the moment when he had stepped out of the examination hall. He prided himself on being able, at a moment's notice, to rattle off the seven ramifications of some obscure artery, or to give the exact percentage of any physiological compound.

After a long day's work, he would sit up half the night, performing iridectomies and extractions upon the sheep's eyes, sent in by the village butcher, to the whore of his housekeeper, who had to remove the debris next morning. His love for his work was the one fanaticism which found a place in his dry, precise nature.

It was the more to his credit that he should keep up to date in his knowledge, since he had no competition to force him to exertion. In the seven years during which he had practised in Hoyland, three rivals had pitted themselves against him, two in the village itself, and one in the neighbouring hamlet of Lower Hoyland. Of these, one had sickened and wasted, being, as it was said, himself the only patient whom he had treated during his eighteen months of ruralising. A second had bought a fourth share of a Basingstoke practice, and had departed honourably, while a third had vanished one September night, leaving a gutted house and an unpaid drug bill behind him. Since then the district had become a monopoly, and no one had dared to measure himself against the established fame of the Hoyland Doctor.

It was then, with a feeling of some surprise and considerable curiosity, that on driving through Lower Hoyland one morning he perceived that the new house at the end of the village was occupied, and that a virgin brass plate glistened upon the swinging gate which faced the high road. He pulled up his 50-ginny chestnut mare and took a good look at it. Verender Smith, MD., was printed across it in very neat small lettering. The last man had had letters half a foot long, with a lamp like a fire station. Dr. James Ripley noted the difference, and deduced from it that the newcomer might possibly prove a more formidable opponent.

He was convinced of it that evening when he came to consult the current medical directory. By it he learned that Dr. Verender Smith was the holder of superb degrees, that he had studied with distinction at Edinburgh, Paris, Berlin and Vienna, and finally that he had been awarded a gold medal and the Lee Hopkins Scholarship for Original Research in recognition of an exhaustive inquiry into the functions of the anterior spinal nerve roots. Dr. Ripley passed his fingers through his thin hair in bewilderment as he read his rival's record. What on earth could so brilliant a man mean by putting up his plate in a little Hampshire hamlet?