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Rosanna Pansino Files Domestic Violence Restraining Order Against Boyfriend - H3 Show #306

H3 Podcast

September 14, 2026

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Speakers Hila Klein, Ethan Klein, Dan Fucks, Zach, Tamara, Olivia, AB

TopicsComedy

Hila Klein (0:00)

Hello everybody.

Ethan Klein (0:01)

Did you think I would come in at you?

SPEAKER_3 (0:04)

Oh, yeah, it's good to hear.

SPEAKER_4 (0:06)

What is your name?

Ethan Klein (0:07)

I'm Ethan, thanks for asking.

Today is Monday, September 14th, 2026 Come on, today we're sponsored by Omaha Steaks. Thank you so much for our sponsor. The meat is frozen solid, literally. Today, Nate is having some, I guess, car issues or something. Don't know. But Dan...

SPEAKER_5 (0:31)

We don't care.

Ethan Klein (0:32)

Yeah, yeah.

Listen, the point is he's missing work, and I really don't care what's the reason. You know?

SPEAKER_5 (0:38)

Hi, Dan.

Dan Fucks (0:39)

It's just excuses.

SPEAKER_8 (0:41)

Get here, son.

Ethan Klein (0:42)

Get here, bro!

Leave your car on the side of the road and get here. But anyway, Dan is on the switcher.

SPEAKER_8 (0:56)

Dan, word of luck.

Ethan Klein (0:57)

Um, just a little show note. My monitor has a power-off thing, and I can't see it.

It's covering it.

SPEAKER_8 (1:05)

I got it.

Ethan Klein (1:06)

I don't know where's the room. Yeah, thank you. Today, we got all kinds of stuff on the docket. Reckless Ben took over a Bricks and Minifigs store. Not quite sure what's going on there. Hunter Biden, who rejected an invitation to come on our shows, now appeared on Stiney's show, Bradley Martin's show, and now he's appeared on Matan's show.

And now I'm trying to show you what the fuck is up.

Dumbass. I told you, I was like, invite them on, bro. They're desperate. He's post-meme coin. This is a post-meme coin, Hunter Biden.

Zach (1:48)

Yeah, I reached out again to his people. So we shall see.

I got Douglas Levinson, but I can't get Hunter Biden.

Ethan Klein (1:58)

Well, ironically, that's a much harder get.

SPEAKER_8 (2:01)

Yeah, 100 percent.

Ethan Klein (2:02)

Yeah, that's. And by the way, have you spoken, is everything cool with him?

Zach (2:06)

I didn't speak to him over the weekend, but our call Friday was joyful and nice, and we left on a good note.

Ethan Klein (2:13)

Yeah, he got paid.

Zach (2:14)

Hopefully, he was.

Ethan Klein (2:16)

He got paid.

SPEAKER_10 (2:16)

That calmed him down.

Ethan Klein (2:17)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (2:18)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (2:19)

We got to get him back.

SPEAKER_4 (2:20)

Oh, we will.

Zach (2:21)

I think we could have some fun with Douglas. I look forward to our future endeavors with him.

Ethan Klein (2:26)

Yeah. Me as well.

SPEAKER_10 (2:27)

I want that 250 within the next 60 minutes.

Ethan Klein (2:29)

We got you better. We sent you 600 in the next 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_12 (2:33)

What is autistic?

SPEAKER_8 (2:35)

That's why I said what I said.

SPEAKER_4 (2:38)

Yeah. Yes.

Ethan Klein (2:39)

All right.

SPEAKER_4 (2:40)

What's autistic? All right.

Ethan Klein (2:42)

Thank you. Thank you, Douglas. Trumpet guy. Mitch McConnell, we have a live feed. Do we have a live feed of Congress today? Mitch McConnell. Yeah. There it is.

So Mitch McConnell is a-

There it is. He's apparently-

Tamara (3:03)

If you could wait till the graphics over.

Ethan Klein (3:05)

Right. And here we are in Capitol Hill.

Olivia (3:13)

Very grounding image time and place.

Ethan Klein (3:15)

The truth is, are we hearing the death bell toll, or are we seeing a cadaver be reanimated, or is this a man with an operating brain? Unlikely, but maybe.

Tamara (3:29)

Could be an animatronic.

Ethan Klein (3:31)

It could be. Exactly. It could be a lizard. A hologram.

Everything's on the table at this point. But apparently, he's going to return back to Congress today. Is that right? And we're all standing by Mitch Watch 2026 to see what walks through that door.

Olivia (3:51)

The boy who lived.

SPEAKER_14 (3:53)

Mitch McConnell.

SPEAKER_12 (3:55)

Come to back.

Ethan Klein (3:56)

He's so young.

SPEAKER_12 (3:57)

He's so little.

Ethan Klein (3:58)

He was such a sweet boy. So what can we expect from Mitch Watch today, Dan?

Yeah, he's been having hold on now. Let it I'll let it. Yeah. Yeah.

Dan Fucks (4:28)

Thanks for that question, Ethan. What we can expect is Mitch's team has reported that today will be the day that he will be returning to Capitol Hill. Now, we didn't hear that directly from Mitch. We heard it from some of his caretakers, if you will.

So it's unclear if we will be seeing Mitch, but we're going to be keeping a close eye on it. Ethan, I'm going to send it on back to you.

Ethan Klein (4:49)

You're way too comfortable doing that. Sending it back.

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