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Rosanna Pansino Breaks Her Silence - H3 Show #319

H3 Podcast

October 19, 2026

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SPEAKER_1 (0:02)

Boom, it's the H3 show coming at you live from Rosanna Pansino. October 19th, we are joined today by the legendary, notorious H3 After Dark crew. What?

SPEAKER_2 (0:21)

Hi, everyone.

SPEAKER_1 (0:26)

David, you're always here.

SPEAKER_3 (0:27)

That's our boy. That's our baby boy.

SPEAKER_1 (0:30)

For Carly and Kay, are joining us this whole week for these spooks, the goofs, the laugh, and everything else between. It's probably some cry, dance.

SPEAKER_5 (0:43)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (0:46)

What did you say? We're going to slap.

SPEAKER_5 (0:49)

We'll slap.

SPEAKER_1 (0:50)

How are you guys doing? How does it feel to be here?

SPEAKER_6 (0:53)

It's great. So, I mean, we got one hotel room, and there's only one bed. So, Kate and I slept together last night.

SPEAKER_5 (1:01)

Single.

SPEAKER_6 (1:02)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_5 (1:03)

Thanks for springing for that.

SPEAKER_6 (1:04)

How was that?

SPEAKER_1 (1:04)

Were you comfortable with that, Kate?

SPEAKER_5 (1:06)

Well, I am the big spoon.

SPEAKER_6 (1:08)

Hey, I'll tell you right now. Not that gay.

Not that gay.

SPEAKER_9 (1:14)

Harley.

SPEAKER_10 (1:17)

Been there, Kate. But it was super gay.

SPEAKER_1 (1:23)

I'm not sharing a bed with this guy. I don't know what goes on there, but I like it.

SPEAKER_5 (1:29)

It's been interesting.

SPEAKER_1 (1:31)

Thank you to Whiskers for sponsoring us today. So Harley, you drove in, you guys all came from all different parts of the country.

SPEAKER_2 (1:39)

Yeah, we drove in.

SPEAKER_1 (1:40)

Well, you flew in.

SPEAKER_5 (1:42)

Yeah, I also flew in.

SPEAKER_6 (1:44)

Where do you think I'm from?

SPEAKER_1 (1:46)

You're from, you flew in.

SPEAKER_6 (1:48)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (1:49)

How was travel?

SPEAKER_6 (1:51)

It was good. It was long. Did you fight on Twitter?

SPEAKER_5 (1:55)

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_6 (1:56)

We usually like to fight on Twitter when we get on the plane.

SPEAKER_5 (1:59)

True. We're like captive. I didn't do it at all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (2:01)

I swiped on, I scrolled on Twitter. I got a lot of death.

SPEAKER_5 (2:05)

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (2:05)

And Twitter will be like, you could like a funny tweet and look at it and then Twitter, and swipe and then Twitter will be like, want to see this guy die?

SPEAKER_5 (2:12)

You're like, that.

SPEAKER_6 (2:12)

You're like, no. And then you swipe and you're like, and it's like porno?

And you're like, no. But now I'm on the plane looking at porno.

SPEAKER_1 (2:19)

Hey, as long as you're not in one of those chat rooms, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_3 (2:23)

We have a fortune style. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_11 (2:25)

The world is yours truly.

SPEAKER_5 (2:27)

Now, there is no porn on the plane for me.

SPEAKER_1 (2:28)

Well, I'm so glad to see you guys here. We have a huge week planned. Of course, the gang is here.

Today, we have an H3 XL. That's all of us together. Tuesday is after dark, but actually it's going to be an after dark XL. We're doing five shows this week, and I think that they're all going to be XL. Because tomorrow, we're doing crew swaps. And so, I'm going to be there, and I think most of everyone else is going to be there. So it's just going to be a big old show. Wednesday, another H3 XL, which we have, that is the redressing.

SPEAKER_5 (3:05)

Yep. Dressing skinny Ethan.

SPEAKER_1 (3:07)

We've dressed fat Ethan.

SPEAKER_5 (3:09)

We have.

SPEAKER_1 (3:10)

But we've never dressed skinny Ethan.

SPEAKER_12 (3:14)

Do you want to remind people what that looks like?

SPEAKER_3 (3:16)

It will be, hey.

SPEAKER_1 (3:18)

You want to remind, what?

SPEAKER_13 (3:20)

What that means, to just explain it, is that we are, the crew, and I think Kate and Harley too, we're all going to be given a budget. We're going to go to thrift stores, and we're going to style our boy over here in our various ways.

SPEAKER_1 (3:35)

What's the budget this year?

SPEAKER_13 (3:37)

So we decided to raise it a little bit, not quite double.

SPEAKER_1 (3:39)

Last time was 20

SPEAKER_13 (3:41)

Last time it was 25 And we felt like with prices up and inflation being what it is.

SPEAKER_14 (3:48)

How many years has it been?

SPEAKER_13 (3:49)

It's been like three or four years.

SPEAKER_1 (3:51)

I'll tell you, those three or four years have been hard. Yeah, they come at you fast.

SPEAKER_9 (3:55)

They really do.

SPEAKER_13 (3:57)

So we've decided to raise it to $40.

SPEAKER_1 (3:59)

Oh my God, dude. That is such a perfect macrocosm of how fucked our economy is.

SPEAKER_9 (4:04)

It's so true.

SPEAKER_13 (4:06)

It is so true.

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