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Rory Scovel: A Joke About The Spa

Netflix Is A Daily Joke

September 4, 2026

Rory Scovel jokes about the spa in his Netflix special, "Show Must Go On".

Speakers Rory Scovel

TopicsStand-UpComedyTV & Film

Rory Scovel (0:31)

They take you into a little room. They're like, just set your shoes right over there.

Lay down on this table right here. Really drop your shoulders. Really drop your shoulders, really relax, really breathe from right here. We got the incense going. We got the scented candles. Got the nice spa music going. Then a guy walks in and comes on your face.

Is that a good joke?

SPEAKER_2 (1:10)

Is that, like, is that fun? Like, if that guy did do that, is that funny? Is that still funny if that guy did do that?

Eventually, the esthetician did walk in.

She was like, all right, I'm gonna start, okay to touch? And obviously, I said yes, but to this day, I've not stopped wondering, what the fuck would have happened? Uh, no, don't, not okay. Try to find another path to me. Don't make any contact with me, but make me beautiful. Don't even think of fucking touching Thanks for.

Rory Scovel (1:51)

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