Ron Taylor: A Joke About Super Powers

**Ron Taylor** (0:05)
Avengers Doomsday is coming out, y'all ready?
Hell yeah! Those are my favorite movies, all the superhero movies. That's all I think about, is different powers to have. White lady.
This is serious. If you could have any power, one power, what would it be?
You don't know? Maybe the power to think? Come on now. There you go, Ron. There you go, Ron. And you missed it, you missed it. Okay. Asian man. You could have one power, what would it be? Speed. Speed. Okay, you're a freak. You want to touch people and run. I get it. You're going to run? Yes. White lady, you could have one power, what would it be? Strength. Strength? Okay, you scared. I get that. Get them a ball for you. I get it. I'll tell you the best power to have, right, is to heal like Wolverine. There it is.
See, they don't tell you the other side of Wolverine's powers, right? Condom, what the fuck is that? I'm fucking everybody wrong. I just heal right up. Do you know how many drugs Wolverine is doing? Gonorrhea, what's that? Catch Ron Taylor and Funny AF with Kevin Hart, only on Netflix.