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Rolling Stone Exposes Reggie Watts - H3 After Dark #94

H3 Podcast

August 27, 2026

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Speakers: Ethan Klein, Hila Klein, Harley Morenstein, David Valdez, AB Ayoola

Topics: Comedy

**Ethan Klein** (0:05)
What up, what up, what up?

**Hila Klein** (0:07)
Hey, are we working?

**Ethan Klein** (0:10)
Let's get some head.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:16)
They had some brief moments of internet skipping over there, I saw, I was watching the show.

**Hila Klein** (0:23)
I did notice that, yes, yes, I did notice that. Hi, everyone.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:27)
And it's kind of like it reminded me of like, when you were younger and you just see snow falling at night.

**Hila Klein** (0:33)
You're like, maybe we were at school.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:34)
Please, please, that would be so great. No, I'm kidding, I do like coming on the show.

**Hila Klein** (0:42)
Oh, me too, and I really want to tell this story.
And I'm glad that the three of us are finally back together. It's been a long time.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:52)
It's been.

**Hila Klein** (0:53)
One, wait, it's been like a month, it feels like. Oh, BNL, aren't they Canadian?

**Harley Morenstein** (0:58)
It's been, yeah.

**Hila Klein** (1:00)
Oh, fuck, not again.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:02)
Well, what's going on?

**Hila Klein** (1:04)
I'm just seeing it freeze and go black. I hope we're okay.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:07)
Oh, I assume it was going well. I assume it was transcoding. David, are you getting us, David?

**David Valdez** (1:13)
Yes, I'm getting you.

**AB Ayoola** (1:15)
Okay, great, cool.

**David Valdez** (1:16)
It seems good.

**AB Ayoola** (1:19)
Okay, great.

**David Valdez** (1:19)
No complaints so far.

**Hila Klein** (1:22)
Someone said 240p Harley, but maybe that's not happening.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:25)
Sometimes that happens even regular times. He still has me. I'm not plugged in yet.

**David Valdez** (1:28)
He still hasn't drilled a hole.

**Hila Klein** (1:29)
I got it.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:30)
I literally, I didn't.

**David Valdez** (1:32)
Well, actually, sorry.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:33)
I don't have to drill a hole. I don't have to drill a hole. I opened up the vent and fish the wire through, and it goes all the way down, and then down here, I drill one hole. So just one hole, it's really not a crazy operation.
I don't think I'm going to have to bother Ethan about it at all. But what's weird is when I opened up the vent and I looked in the wall, there was a light bulb in there.

**Hila Klein** (1:57)
In the wall? What? Why?

**Harley Morenstein** (1:59)
Yeah, someone put a light bulb there, or they dropped a light bulb. It was in a way, because I just fished the wire through, I wouldn't be able to get this light bulb. But it looks like someone dropped a light bulb, Phillips Hue light bulb in there.

**Hila Klein** (2:11)
That's expensive, you should grab it. It's not attached to anything.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:14)
I wanted it, it's like 70 bucks or something. It might not be a colored one, so maybe it's like 50 bucks, but still. David, you'd love the set up here.

**David Valdez** (2:24)
I know, I mean, dude, by the way, for anyone who doesn't know, he originally was talking about drilling a hole in the wall in January, and it's August, almost September now.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:38)
Did you get that, Kate?

**Hila Klein** (2:40)
No, I can't hear what anyone's saying. It's just like, I heard a robot.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:43)
David, David was robot. I hear you.

**David Valdez** (2:45)
I came into you guys as a robot.

**Hila Klein** (2:48)
Yeah, it's like stuttering. Yeah.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:51)
But you are you getting us clearly, David?

**David Valdez** (2:57)
I'm getting you guys completely clear.

**Hila Klein** (2:59)
Yeah. Everything's frozen.

**David Valdez** (3:12)
No, I think Harley's pretending to be frozen.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:15)
I hear you perfectly. I hear you perfectly.

**Hila Klein** (3:17)
Okay, cool.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:19)
Wait, if listen, I could hear Kate perfectly. If you're getting us fine.

**David Valdez** (3:25)
Then I just won't talk.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:27)
Then, Kate. Yeah, I didn't want to say that.

**Hila Klein** (3:31)
Then just David, shut the fuck up.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:33)
I didn't want to say that, but I have been writing a weekly letter saying that.

**David Valdez** (3:36)
It might be the way. Listen, it's your guys' show.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:39)
I was like smaller David, smaller Kate, less talking.

**Hila Klein** (3:44)
I think don't do soundbites either, because that also seems to be glitching.

**David Valdez** (3:49)
Perfect.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:50)
Honestly, hey.

**Hila Klein** (3:52)
Lower the load on your end.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:53)
You actually, you could call it right now.

**Hila Klein** (3:56)
You could go.

**AB Ayoola** (3:57)
I don't want to call it.

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