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Roller Coaster Accidents, Bad Decisions & Haunted Houses

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

October 13, 2026

Rafe Williams just finished one embarrassing punishment, the Buffalo Bills ruined his week, and now the wheel of humiliation is calling his name again.

Speakers Riz, Rafe, Lern, Moon, King Scott

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

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Riz (2:06)

Good morning, everybody. It is Tuesday. It is October the 13th, and we are live. Coming at you. Rafe, well done. Punishment fulfilled.

Rafe (2:17)

Wonderful.

Riz (2:18)

Now you got to spin the wheel again tonight.

SPEAKER_6 (2:19)

Just in time. Just in time to get another wheel again. You're kidding me. That's amazing.

Rafe (2:25)

Just in time to start a new one.

Riz (2:27)

You guys followed the Monday Night Football game last night?

SPEAKER_6 (2:30)

Yep. I stayed up way too late because they kept a little too close.

SPEAKER_3 (2:33)

It was a back and forth.

SPEAKER_6 (2:35)

I didn't like that.

Riz (2:36)

Bills, Rams, Bills, Rams, back and forth, back and forth, overtime. Wow.

SPEAKER_6 (2:41)

Bills win.

Lern (2:41)

Experience.

Riz (2:43)

Bills win.

SPEAKER_6 (2:44)

That was a beautiful ending, I will say.

Riz (2:46)

So it goes to a tiebreaker. And do you remember your score? So with the Bills winning, Scott was safe because he picked the Bills last night. So it came down to the tiebreaker between myself and Rafe.

I had picked the final score of 31-27.

Rafe (3:00)

27-25.

Riz (3:03)

I lost.

SPEAKER_1 (3:03)

I knew as soon as I woke up it was over for me.

Riz (3:05)

I believe the final score was 34-31.

Rafe (3:08)

I actually knew the minute they've missed the field goal in the first quarter, I was like, well, I'm getting a punishment tomorrow.

Cause it was two, it was a battle of offenses. I was like, it's going to be a high scoring game. Rams are going to lose cause they missed a field goal in the first quarter and I'm going to have to spin the wheel. And here we are. And that is a true prophecy.

Riz (3:28)

Yeah. Well, we'll do that later.

Is there anything on that wheel you don't want?

Rafe (3:33)

Well, I don't really want any of it, but I kind of-

Riz (3:36)

For me, it's the blind taste test is the worst.

Rafe (3:38)

That one doesn't bother me. I kind of hope I don't. Well, it depends on what I'm blind taste testing. Do we have rules?

Riz (3:45)

There are no rules.

Rafe (3:46)

It's a blind taste test. I could be cat food.

Moon (3:48)

It could be whatever.

Riz (3:49)

It could be whatever, man.

Lern (3:50)

You just hope that nobody's going to be that awful.

Rafe (3:52)

Well, then I don't want that. Yeah.

I don't want that, and I probably don't want karaoke just because I just had a singing punishment.

Riz (3:59)

Well, that's the one I told Lern in the office. That's the one I want you to get.

Lern (4:04)

Because it's just one, and it'll be Friday, and it's going to be like a party, and you would make it on a Thursday.

Riz (4:11)

Well, it'll be this Friday because he's off Friday.

Lern (4:12)

Oh, okay. Well, whenever you're-

SPEAKER_3 (4:13)

Whenever you get back.

Lern (4:14)

Or Thursday. It's going to be Friday.

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